The Dope On Alex Rodriguez
ATHENS, GREECE – “Clear,” “Cream,” syringes, the laboratory chemistry of Balco and now Biogenesis… it’s all Greek to me. But what I do know is […]
Alex Rodriguez
Cookie’s Corner: Anna Benson, A-Rod, Simon Cowell, Aaron Hernandez
NEW YORK, NY – I got an email from management this morning when I woke at 4:30A (Short Matt sent it last night but I […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Training, Trades and Alf
NEW YORK, NY – “Darkness warshed over The Dude.” So goes the line from The Big Lebowski when our protagonist gets slipped a mickey by one […]
When It Comes To PED Use, Fans Are Guilty
MILWAUKEE, WI – As far as Performance Enhancing Drugs go, we’ve been ignoring the 800 lb gorilla in the room – or at the stadium […]
AROID: Should He Stay or Should He Go?
Burning Bronx, NY – Only A-Rod could dominate the headlines for an entire season without playing a game. His bum hip has healed but now […]
Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?
NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy! We are one step closer to cleansing the […]
Hallelujah! It’s NFL Preview Time!
HOFSTRA, NY – The most recent heat wave had me eating refreshing tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo on Kaiser rolls, so as to do […]
Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?
ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the […]
White Bread Mets, OJ Simpson, Tonya Harding & The Stanley Cup???
One of the qualities I’ve always admired in high level athletes is their ability, at the end of fierce competition, to compose themselves and show […]
All Star Questions
CITIFIELD, NY – While we wait for Fake Sandy Alderson to overcome his technical difficulties, let’s take a quick look at the MLB extravaganza that […]