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Sports Celeb Next President: Aligned With Bartolo, Robert Kraft, Orioles, Knicks, WNBA

April 1, 2022 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – On Monday I turned thirty five.  This birthday holds little significance, save for the fact that I am now eligible to become […]

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Influence of Russia, Crash Davis and Taxes in MLB Lockout Drama?

February 18, 2022 Cam James 0

MOSCOW – The major news in Major League Baseball right now should be – as Buddy Diaz pointed out yesterday – about pitchers and catchers […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Nets & Knicks Are Disasters, The Super Bowl Menu, and Golden Oldies to Return to Queens

February 9, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NOTE: MTM Management wishes a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Angry Ward!!! BRONX, NY – Yesterday I was sitting on a sunny 85-degree beach enjoying some solitude, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Pete Alonso, Shohei Ohtani, and How to Make the MLB All Star Game Better!

July 14, 2021 Angry Ward 1

BRONX, NY – I am writing this post a couple of hours before Tuesday night’s Major League Baseball All Star Game, which I will not […]

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The Correct Answer Is Bunt. It’s Always Bunt. Cardinals Sin, MLB Blasphemy

April 23, 2021 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Top of the ninth. You are down 1-0. The lead-off hitter gets walked! Next, your backup catcher is at the plate. The […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sweet Home Superspreader, Dougie is Done, and Cookies for Dessert!

January 13, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – This is now the third crack at whatever this week’s post is gonna be. Moments ago, I scrapped a column titled Angry Ward […]

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Full Belly Friday: Fat Sports Stars We Can All Identify With Post-Thanksgiving

November 27, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY  – As the discomfort from over-eating starts to subside on this Full Belly Friday, we can all still likely feel bloated enough […]

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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: A Controversial Look-Back at Five Fired Sports Pundits/Contributors

September 1, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

MTM HQ – Last week, I ruffled some feathers and got a stern text from Short Matt. It really pissed me off (not really, but […]

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Replacement Matt: Korean Baseball, The Last Dance, Iconic Announcers Calling Video Games

May 8, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

LOCK’D, NJ –  As we approach our umpteenth week indoors, I think we can all collectively state we have lost our goddamn minds. When I […]

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