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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Angry Ward: Bob Murphy, Rose Lavelle, Tipsy McStagger, and Other Irish Heritage Heroes

March 3, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – On March 1st, President Joe Biden declared March to be Irish-American Heritage Month. It was a savvy political move from that sly […]

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Sports-Less Landscape? Watch “Bad Lieutenant’s” Best Fictional Sports Moment

May 22, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVID COUNTY, USA – Welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, where we look forward to BBQ’s, MLB baseball, NHL and NBA playoffs… oh wait, none of […]

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MTM Spectacular Sunday Sports Quiz: We Give The Answers So You Can Stop Looking Stupid

June 9, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – To steal an adjective from Bob Murphy, it’s marvelous outside today in Mattville, so let’s cut right to the chase so […]

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The Most Entertaining Man in Sports: Fat, Old Bartolo Colon

September 17, 2016 Matt McCarthy 9

FLUSHING, NY – The MLB’s Oldest Man doubles (pun intended) also as its Fattest Man. Without question, though, Bartolo Colon is also The Most Entertaining […]

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Brilliant Sports Mind Big Al Sternberg (Fake Sandy Alderson) Cheated By Cancer.

August 25, 2016 Matt McCarthy 21

This column was written just before Big Al left us to rub elbows with Bob Murphy, Lindsey Nelson and Ralph Kiner. The news of his […]

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1986 Mets 30th Anniversary: On Camera w Howard Johnson and Son Glen

May 24, 2016 The Matts 1

ROCKLAND COUNTY, NY – With the 1986 World Champion Mets – and their Amazin’ fans – celebrating the 30th Anniversary of that Marvelous (say it […]

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Bryce Harper vs. Pap! Flop Sweat Everywhere!

September 29, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

Douglaston, NY—In “Broadcast News,” the classic film of nearly 30 years ago, there is a memorable exchange between the great Albert Brooks and co-star William […]

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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!

June 15, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]

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Greatest Calls Ever, Schmates, American Hero Jerry Coleman and Uncle Leo

January 6, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

SAN DIEGO, CA – Possibly overlooked amidst the hysteria of Wild Card Weekend and last night’s Florida State BCS win, was the passing of a […]

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