State of the NFL in NYC: Giants and Jets Laid To Rest
It doesn’t matter who you put behind the worst offensive line in football. From 2019-2023 the Giants O-line was graded the worst unit in football. Perhaps Daniel Jones never had a chance.
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World Series Recap, Jets v Giants, Knicks Season Underway
NEW YORK, NY – After an uncharacteristically Summer-like day yesterday, today is a bit colder, and a bit more damp. But our spirits are dampened, […]
Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.
DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]
Grinding Ax: Final Countdown to NFL Playoffs
FREEHOLD, NJ – It’s the Final Countdown for the NFL playoffs shuffle and while some teams will save their stars for the big show, others […]
2022: What To Be Thankful For as A New York Sports Fan
SPANISH HARLEM – The New Year is right around the corner and before you know it, 2023 will be here. Before we get there, I […]
Irreplaceable Replacement Matt, NBA Mea Culpa, Brent Musburger, Daniel Jones Done
NEW YORK, NY – It has been a shitty week. So shitty that the MTM Censors are leaving the word shitty in tact and not […]
Sports Rain Man: NY Jets Demolished, Giants Big Win and NFL News
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Is it Monday already? I guess it is and as such it is time to talk about the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Jacob deGrom, Mike Trout, Danny Dimes, and Other Novel Approaches to Sports
BRONX, NY – In the movie The Natural, Robert Redford’s Roy Hobbs hits a colossal game-winning home run, setting off a pyrotechnic explosion of short-circuited stadium […]
EXTRA! EXTRA! Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Pick(s) and NFL Nuggets
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The 2020 NFL regular season ends later tonight and much like the Waterford Crystal sphere dropping in the unusually barren Times Square, […]
WTFTNFSMD!!! NFC Least, NFL’s Flaccid Fools; Giants v Eagles or Trump v Biden
DENVER, CO – The weekend, before last I spent four days walking tirelessly in pursuit of the only thing more elusive than a NFC Least […]