Angry Ward Wednesday: Nets & Knicks Are Disasters, The Super Bowl Menu, and Golden Oldies to Return to Queens

February 9, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NOTE: MTM Management wishes a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Angry Ward!!! BRONX, NY – Yesterday I was sitting on a sunny 85-degree beach enjoying some solitude, […]

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Addition by Subtraction: Robinson Cano, Knicks, Mets, Thursday Night Football

November 20, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Following Junoir Blaber’s Happy Monday shtick, Happy Friday to you all… So, it’s been revealed that Robinson Cano’s second half surge last […]

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Spring Training History! Peter Alonso, Brodie The Great, PLUS Goodbye Mats Zuccarello

February 24, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

GRAPEFRUIT LEAGUE, USA – And with one mighty Spring Training swing, we all got to see something we’ve never seen before: a home run on first […]

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Most WTF Moments In Modern Sports: Titsworth Kiss, Catfish Manti, Kingman Losing Ball

May 10, 2016 The Matts 10

Post written by Anne Charles, pinch-hitting for Angry Absentee Ward… NEW YORK, NY – Shotgun murder trials and organ-eating aside (let’s not get too grim!), the high-strung, high-pressure, […]

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Elvis Presley and Sports Kings–Aaron, Clyde, Wally, Bernard and David Arthur

August 10, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 18

He permanently “left the building” thirty-seven years ago this coming Saturday at the age of 42. The man was simply known as “The King” and […]

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Grote’s Gripes: Hurricanes Of Sports

October 30, 2012 18

NEW YORK, NY – I hope this column finds all of our readers alive and well.  Hopefully everyone here in the Northeast still has a […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SIX EDUCATION

November 4, 2009 Angry Ward 74

BRONX, NY – Here we are on November frogging 4th and we’re still talking about baseball. Game 6 between the Yanks and Phils tonight at […]

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HOW DO TEAMS NOT HAVE OLD-TIMER'S DAY?!

June 20, 2009 The Matts 19

FRED WILPON DODGER STADIUM, NY – We take potshots at the New York Yankees, in some way shape or form, just about every day here […]

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