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60-Game Seasons Don’t Count, Justin Turner Tarnished Trophy, Curse of O’Malley

October 31, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

EBBETS FIELD’S ASHES – On a lonely, cold and unspectacular street in Crown Heights, architecturally unimpressive apartments now stand at 55 Sullivan Place. They have […]

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COVID Bubbles Burst, Analytics Failure, Cohen Mets Purchase Threatened By Red Sox Fan

October 30, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Good day to you and yours. The LA Dodgers won the World Series against this pundits’ hopes that had the underdog prevailing. […]

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Who’d a thunk? Chumpa Bay vs SUNY Buffalo, POTUS Bart Scott vs JJ Watt, Rays Win!

October 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Who’d a thunk? That’s a question we’ve all smacked our [mostly] receding hairline heads time and time again, rendered apoplectic by […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Airing of Grievances Against Aaron Rodgers, the Yankees, Alexis Lafreniere and Others

October 7, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – We are really flying through this year, thankfully. Among other things, with the recent deaths of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Eddie Van […]

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Autumnal Ward Wednesday: Vikes Stink, Giants & Jets Done, Mets Out. My Interest in Sports Dropping Like Leaves

September 23, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Well, as of 9:30 am EST yesterday, it’s officially autumn. This season is one of the main reasons palookas like me live […]

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NBA and MLB are Doomed Due to COVID Rise

July 17, 2020 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – With the major sports set to resume over the next few weeks, there are still some major concerns over whether the […]

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Sports Returning Soon-ish? The Quiet Will Echo

May 1, 2020 Different Matt 0

THE LIVING ROOM, NY – We’ve now gone almost two months without sports and it doesn’t look like things will be getting back to normal […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Zona Wieners, Sour Giants, and Other Sports Food Outlets

April 29, 2020 Angry Ward 0

WHATEVER, USA – It’s exciting to hear that parts of the country are opening up again, giving people in places like Apalachicola and Driftwood Beach the […]

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Reformed Gambler Weakening, NFL Draft, Batman

April 19, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Seinfeld was said to be a show about nothing and I can relate to this because I truly have nothing to write […]

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NOT URGENT: This @AngryWard Wednesday: Pete LaCock, Jeff Wilpon, Gorman Thomas, Covid-19 – Are You Intrigued Yet? Breaking News & Rules on @MeetTheMatts: https://meetthematts.com/2020/04/angry-ward-wednesday-pete-lacock-jeff-wilpon-gorman-thomas-covid-19-are-you-intrigued-yet/ #MLB #NFL #NFLDraft #NBA #NHL #MeetTheMatts

Angry Ward Wednesday: Pete LaCock, Jeff Wilpon, Gorman Thomas, Covid-19 – Are You Intrigued Yet?

April 1, 2020 Angry Ward 0

PALM BEACH, FL – What to say? I’m thinking about the fact that we are all sheltering in, at least the smart ones. I’m currently […]

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