Sports Rain Man: How The Bills Changed History, NY Jets, MLB World Series
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! I wanted to follow all the recent food talk up with an article like that but Management would […]
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COVID Positive Cheesy Bruin with Negative NFL Picks, News
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Two rescheduled NFL games are all the talk in sports, as is POTUS for the same reason. I’m on record somewhere on […]
Big Ben: Trump’s Idiotic Suggestions for the Redskins, Indians, and Bubba Wallace
STAMFORD, CT – Well folks, as we stumble into July the prospects of watching team sports has brightened slightly, but the damn virus is still […]
Mike Trout Not Hooked, Mike Gundy Eats A Million Wieners, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Joey Chestnut
CONEY ISLAND, NY – With the annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest creating a buzz for needy, sports-deprived suckers everywhere, there’s a lot to […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Bubba Wallace, Dave Portnoy Mets Owner, and Holding onto Hope for Sports in 2020
Stamford, CT: Oh man, a crappy burger at my local diner never tasted so good. Welcome back to civilization! What else is going on? Lots […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Three Great Speeches From Sports Movies to get us to the Covid Finish Line
MOS EISLEY, USA – The first time my Beer League Hockey team made it to the finals we noticed NHL great Marty St. Louis coaching […]
Big Ben: 2020 is a Ryan Leaf Sewage Sandwich. Race Wars, Pandemics, Poverty For Millions
SCHITTSTORM USA: 2020 has been a helluva year so far, eh? January 2020: Well, I did a pretty good job of getting 2020 off to […]
Big Ben: Finding Silver Linings in the Coronavirus Lockdown – with John Lennon, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alex Ovechkin
WUHAN CLAN – Hey there. How are you guys handling the sheltering? Things are getting weird. But with this sudden addition of free time, we finally […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Things We Won’t Miss When The Coronavirus is Over
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: I was on a submarine for the two months with no wifi. What’d I miss? Like everyone else, I’m sitting […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: A-Rod Eyes Mets, Greg Olsen Should Retire, and a Fun Day for Felons
BRONX, NY – If you came here today looking for more Astros bashing, ruh roh, I’ve decided to give it at least a one-day hiatus. Not […]