FIFA Goes Limp, MLB Trade Deadline Moves
European clubs threatened to walk, other confederations piled on, and the entire scheme collapsed faster than David Stearns’ 2026 Mets
Donald Trump
Angry Ward Wednesday: Rock and Jock and Other Sports Schlock
The Who. The Mets. I can’t explain. Well, actually, I can. C’mon… “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.” “No one knows what it’s like” to be a Mets fan.
Coming to Your Ballpark: Tarps Off
My shirt came off and my fat body was exposed, as I think I now have the record as the oldest “Tarps Off” participant among these youngsters.
Big Ben: Exclusive, Trump’s Sports-Related Initiatives (T.S.R.I.) Leaked
The next item is the San Diego Padres, whose name will be changed to the San Diego Barons. The President will name the team after his son, who is tall.
AWOL Angry Ward: Taylor Swift is Travis Kelce’s Yoko Ono, Brock Purdy Bullsh!t, Jets Flacco Flack
NEW YORK, NY – Management fully understands your disappointment/discontentment in coming here today and seeing the Angry Ward is AWOL. He is the Meet The […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Ghosts of QBs Past, Present and Future, Florida State Gets Boned
STAMFORD, CT – It’s the Holiday Season folks! To get in the spirit, I like to kick off the season with It’s a Wonderful Life. […]
Saturday Sports Quiz: Aaron Judge, Donald Trump, Jack Sock, Mets, A-Rod, Cleveland Browns
NEW YORK, NY – Good morning, fellow sports nuts. Today we’re going to test your knowledge with some basic questions re the NFL, NHL, NBA […]
Mother’s Day Special: Maulers, VanMeter & Miggy
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Mother’s Day. It’s as simple as it gets: without mothers, none of us would be here. No sports talk. No […]
Steve Cohen, MLB Hot Stove, Japan’s Babe Ruth, Puck Droppings
NEW YORK, NY – Perhaps on some post Turkey Day tryptophan trip, Mets owner Steve Cohen was in the headlines for ranting, along with Japan’s […]
A Polar Bear, Home Run Horse and Herschel Walker Walk Into A Bar…
NEW YORK, NY – While today’s headline may sound like the start of a Henny Youngman or [insert your comedian here] joke, it ticks all […]