AWOL Angry Ward: Taylor Swift is Travis Kelce’s Yoko Ono, Brock Purdy Bullsh!t, Jets Flacco Flack

December 27, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Management fully understands your disappointment/discontentment in coming here today and seeing the Angry Ward is AWOL. He is the Meet The […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Ghosts of QBs Past, Present and Future, Florida State Gets Boned

December 5, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – It’s the Holiday Season folks! To get in the spirit, I like to kick off the season with It’s a Wonderful Life. […]

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Saturday Sports Quiz: Aaron Judge, Donald Trump, Jack Sock, Mets, A-Rod, Cleveland Browns

September 24, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Good morning, fellow sports nuts. Today we’re going to test your knowledge with some basic questions re the NFL, NHL, NBA […]

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Mother’s Day Special: Maulers, VanMeter & Miggy

May 8, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Happy Mother’s Day. It’s as simple as it gets: without mothers, none of us would be here. No sports talk. No […]

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Steve Cohen, MLB Hot Stove, Japan’s Babe Ruth, Puck Droppings

November 27, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Perhaps on some post Turkey Day tryptophan trip, Mets owner Steve Cohen was in the headlines for ranting, along with Japan’s […]

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A Polar Bear, Home Run Horse and Herschel Walker Walk Into A Bar…

July 24, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – While today’s headline may sound like the start of a Henny Youngman or [insert your comedian here] joke, it ticks all […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The New York Yankees Need to Finish Last

April 21, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – The New York Yankees haven’t finished in last place since 1990. There’s almost no chance they’ll finish in the AL East cellar this […]

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Big Ben’s Christmas Special: 2020 Alternate Endings to Five Christmas Classics

December 22, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

NORTH POLE – As you may have heard, 2020 sucked. In a fruitless attempt to cope, I’ve been watching Christmas classics. I’m wondering how these […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Making a Meal Out of Adam Gase, Fred Stanley, Mike Tyson and Hold the Skins

November 25, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It’s a great holiday, but it sure as hell has changed for me over the years. In the early […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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