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Angry Ward Wednesday: The New York Yankees Need to Finish Last

April 21, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – The New York Yankees haven’t finished in last place since 1990. There’s almost no chance they’ll finish in the AL East cellar this […]

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Big Ben’s Christmas Special: 2020 Alternate Endings to Five Christmas Classics

December 22, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

NORTH POLE – As you may have heard, 2020 sucked. In a fruitless attempt to cope, I’ve been watching Christmas classics. I’m wondering how these […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Making a Meal Out of Adam Gase, Fred Stanley, Mike Tyson and Hold the Skins

November 25, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It’s a great holiday, but it sure as hell has changed for me over the years. In the early […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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Sports Rain Man: How The Bills Changed History, NY Jets, MLB World Series

October 19, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! I wanted to follow all the recent food talk up with an article like that but  Management would […]

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COVID Positive Cheesy Bruin with Negative NFL Picks, News

October 4, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Two rescheduled NFL games are all the talk in sports, as is POTUS for the same reason. I’m on record somewhere on […]

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Big Ben: Trump’s Idiotic Suggestions for the Redskins, Indians, and Bubba Wallace

July 7, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – Well folks, as we stumble into July the prospects of watching team sports has brightened slightly, but the damn virus is still […]

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Mike Trout Not Hooked, Mike Gundy Eats A Million Wieners, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Joey Chestnut

July 4, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

CONEY ISLAND, NY – With the annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest creating a buzz for needy, sports-deprived suckers everywhere, there’s a lot to […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Bubba Wallace, Dave Portnoy Mets Owner, and Holding onto Hope for Sports in 2020

June 23, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Stamford, CT: Oh man, a crappy burger at my local diner never tasted so good. Welcome back to civilization! What else is going on? Lots […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Three Great Speeches From Sports Movies to get us to the Covid Finish Line

June 9, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

MOS EISLEY, USA – The first time my Beer League Hockey team made it to the finals we noticed NHL great Marty St. Louis coaching […]

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