A Polar Bear, Home Run Horse and Herschel Walker Walk Into A Bar…
NEW YORK, NY – While today’s headline may sound like the start of a Henny Youngman or [insert your comedian here] joke, it ticks all […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: The New York Yankees Need to Finish Last
BRONX, NY – The New York Yankees haven’t finished in last place since 1990. There’s almost no chance they’ll finish in the AL East cellar this […]
Big Ben’s Christmas Special: 2020 Alternate Endings to Five Christmas Classics
NORTH POLE – As you may have heard, 2020 sucked. In a fruitless attempt to cope, I’ve been watching Christmas classics. I’m wondering how these […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Making a Meal Out of Adam Gase, Fred Stanley, Mike Tyson and Hold the Skins
BRONX, NY – Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It’s a great holiday, but it sure as hell has changed for me over the years. In the early […]
Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin
DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]
Sports Rain Man: How The Bills Changed History, NY Jets, MLB World Series
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! I wanted to follow all the recent food talk up with an article like that but Management would […]
COVID Positive Cheesy Bruin with Negative NFL Picks, News
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Two rescheduled NFL games are all the talk in sports, as is POTUS for the same reason. I’m on record somewhere on […]
Big Ben: Trump’s Idiotic Suggestions for the Redskins, Indians, and Bubba Wallace
STAMFORD, CT – Well folks, as we stumble into July the prospects of watching team sports has brightened slightly, but the damn virus is still […]
Mike Trout Not Hooked, Mike Gundy Eats A Million Wieners, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Joey Chestnut
CONEY ISLAND, NY – With the annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest creating a buzz for needy, sports-deprived suckers everywhere, there’s a lot to […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Bubba Wallace, Dave Portnoy Mets Owner, and Holding onto Hope for Sports in 2020
Stamford, CT: Oh man, a crappy burger at my local diner never tasted so good. Welcome back to civilization! What else is going on? Lots […]