Big Ben: Mets First Half Wrap Up, Time to Break it Up
QUEENS, NY – Monday, Junoir Blaber kept going with his Weekly Mets Update. Well, I’m here for a first-half update. And spoiler alert; it ain’t […]
Eduardo Escobar
MLB All-Star Game: Overpaid Anemic Team
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Showing a clear lack of judgement and self-respect, I watched yesterday’s battle between the Phillies and New York Mets. The latter have […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Win 5 Straight, Baby Mets and NBA Finals
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday.I thought today was Memorial day…. but then discovered we have one more week to go. Well, no rest […]
Watching Mets Implode vs Braves, Mizzou Tigers, Home Run Baseball Era
DENVER, CO – Yesterday I attended the best high school football game I have ever seen. Air Force beat Navy 13- 10. [cue joke drum]. […]
Who Is Señor September?! Jacob deGrom’s Agent Crying
NEW YORK, NY – With Hurricane Ian turning lives and things literally upside down, we’ve got ourselves some metaphorically relatable topics for sports segue purposes. […]
MLB Trade Deadline: Yankees and Mets Have Warts Aplenty. Ohtani To NYC?
NEW YORK, NY – This week’s exceptional Subway Series between the New York Yankees and the New York Mets not only electrified this city, but […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes
*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]
Steve Cohen vs Mets Titanic, Aaron Judge, Kevin Durant (Idiots Running the Asylum)
NEW YORK, NY – Some of you out there are foolishly about to lose a finger or at least get burned severely; those damn fireworks! […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Baseball’s Hot Stove on Fire as Mets Go Mad for Max, Mariners Make Their Move, and Texas Doles Out a Fortune for Nothing
NEW YORK, NY – I’d like to start off today by giving belated Thanksgiving thanks to everyone here who left Major League Baseball’s insane free […]