ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]
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IT'S GOTTA BE BETTER THAN "COUGAR TOWN"
by Rex O’Rourke TECHNICAL NOTE: You may experience “STUFF†going on we’re ‘propagating’ between servers. THANK YOU LOS ANGELES, CA – I have two ideas […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO’S NAUGHTY AND NICE
THE NORTH POLE – In our never-ending quest to get you the hottest breaking sports scoops first, The Matts sent a pair of bald elfin […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: RECESSION SALE
OUTER ‘BURBS, CT – Times are tough… kinda sort of. I mean, someone was buying all those tickets to see the World Champion Yankees claim […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHO’S THE BOSS?
NEW YORK, NY – Sorry folks, I hope you weren’t misled by today’s column title. Unfortunately, I will not be writing about one of the […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY
They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BAD ATTITUDES
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, USA – The leaves are dropping and so are people’s tolerance levels. People are just down right CRUSTY and I can’t understand […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GOODBYE TO YOU, MY TRUSTED FRIEND
CHAPPAQUIDDICK ISLAND, MA – Ted Kennedy passed away last week and it’s both sad and ironic that the Liberal Lion passed away just when we […]