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How To Fix Soccer So It Doesn’t Suck. Steal From Rugby.

June 26, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

PARIS, FRANCE – For those of you tuning in to see another brilliant Angry Ward expose on douchebaggery of the umpteenth degree, you’ll be stunned […]

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Globetrotting Cam James’ Drunken Sports Report: Arsenal, German Fathers, Red Army, Gunners

May 26, 2017 Cam James 13

MUNICH, GERMANY – Wilcommen, bienvenue, hola… what the f*ck is up?  Yours truly is reporting/hiccuping from Munich currently, but I have been gallivanting from London […]

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Baseball’s Freak of Nature, a Sepp Blatter and World’s Biggest Star

May 22, 2015 Matt McCarthy 14

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Very rarely – probably never – do we write about just one athlete. We certainly don’t write about a player from […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

May 19, 2010 Angry Ward 33

LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those […]

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DIO HAD ROCKED FOR A LONG LONG TIME

May 17, 2010 West Coast Craig 0

by West Coast Craig HEAVEN AND HELL – It’s true, Ronnie James (Padavona) Dio did rock for a long, long time, since the sixties in […]

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WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S; STARRING KEITH HERNANDEZ

May 16, 2010 The Matts 18

by Rex O’Rourke LAKE GEORGE, NY – While on a little respite here in God’s Country, I happened upon this little nugget that, for some […]

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10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES

May 15, 2010 Junoir Blaber 34

by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: FASHION POLICE FRIDAY

May 14, 2010 Cookie 44

MILAN, ITALY – Cookie here and The Matts have jetted me off to Milan to get a jump on next season’s fashions. Unfortunately, no one […]

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CANADA… OH, CANADA

May 13, 2010 Jillian Brooks 64

by Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks MONTREAL, QUEBEC – All twenty-three years of my life I thought no sports fan could be more ignorantly proud than […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BAR EXAM; WHICH BOOZE BEST SUITS YOUR BALLCLUB?

May 12, 2010 Angry Ward 43

BOSTON, MA – Last week I ducked my head into this cozy little rathskeller up in Boston for a quick drink and ended up sticking […]

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