FIFA Goes Limp, MLB Trade Deadline Moves
European clubs threatened to walk, other confederations piled on, and the entire scheme collapsed faster than David Stearns’ 2026 Mets
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Angry Ward: When Fans Become Teammates and the World Cup Draw is Full of Draws
fans are paying untold thousands for tickets, accommodations, and transportation, don’t you need to keep playing until someone actually wins?
How To Fix Soccer So It Doesn’t Suck. Steal From Rugby.
PARIS, FRANCE – For those of you tuning in to see another brilliant Angry Ward expose on douchebaggery of the umpteenth degree, you’ll be stunned […]
Globetrotting Cam James’ Drunken Sports Report: Arsenal, German Fathers, Red Army, Gunners
MUNICH, GERMANY – Wilcommen, bienvenue, hola… what the f*ck is up? Yours truly is reporting/hiccuping from Munich currently, but I have been gallivanting from London […]
Baseball’s Freak of Nature, a Sepp Blatter and World’s Biggest Star
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Very rarely – probably never – do we write about just one athlete. We certainly don’t write about a player from […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED
LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those […]
DIO HAD ROCKED FOR A LONG LONG TIME
by West Coast Craig HEAVEN AND HELL – It’s true, Ronnie James (Padavona) Dio did rock for a long, long time, since the sixties in […]
WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S; STARRING KEITH HERNANDEZ
by Rex O’Rourke LAKE GEORGE, NY – While on a little respite here in God’s Country, I happened upon this little nugget that, for some […]
10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES
by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men […]
COOKIE's CORNER: FASHION POLICE FRIDAY
MILAN, ITALY – Cookie here and The Matts have jetted me off to Milan to get a jump on next season’s fashions. Unfortunately, no one […]