Ohtani and Yamamoto: Two Dim Stars
CHAVEZ RAVINE, CA – To have your name inside a star at Hollywood’s Walk of Fame means you’ve done something influential. Two names were enshrined […]
Hideki Irabu
ANALyzing the 2023 Yankees: Wake Up HAL!!!
BRONX, NY – Throughout the Steinbrenner Era, which began in 1973, the owner of the New York Yankees took it upon himself to fix his […]
Big Ben: Giants Embarrassment, Jets Hosed, Yankee Problems
STAMFORD, CT – The New York sports teams are in shambles right now. The Jets had a chance to pull off a season-changing upset but […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Olympic Basketball, A-Rod, Election, Summer of Loathe
PALM BEACH, FL – Taking a well-deserved break from my exhausting vacation to crank out another bunch of crap for my bald, bike-less boss. On […]
Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose
SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]
Buyers and Sellers: Mets Mail It In, Yankees Add On
Mets Mail It In, Yankees Add On New York, NY – We’re getting close to the trade deadline and we can now truly separate the […]
Hideki I-Rob-You
New York Yankee Team Headquarters- Hideki Irabu was found dead of mysterious causes the other day. Some are calling it a suicide, but The Public Professor’s […]
DAMN YANKEES, PUT TO MUSIC…
*Cheesy Bruin, the Archie Bunker of MTM, has opinions that do not necessarily reflect those of MTM. That said, they will likely get us hacked […]
SAY GOODBYE, IT’S INDEPENDENT LEAGUE
by West Coast Craig LONG BEACH, CA — Straight up reporting today, folks… I camped out on a thin Thermarest Saturday night up in the […]