Ohtani and Yamamoto: Two Dim Stars

CHAVEZ RAVINE, CA – To have your name inside a star at Hollywood’s Walk of Fame means you’ve done something influential. Two names were enshrined […]

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ANALyzing the 2023 Yankees: Wake Up HAL!!!

BRONX, NY – Throughout the Steinbrenner Era, which began in 1973, the owner of the New York Yankees took it upon himself to fix his […]

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Big Ben: Giants Embarrassment, Jets Hosed, Yankee Problems

October 3, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – The New York sports teams are in shambles right now. The Jets had a chance to pull off a season-changing upset but […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Olympic Basketball, A-Rod, Election, Summer of Loathe

August 16, 2016 Angry Ward 15

PALM BEACH, FL – Taking a well-deserved break from my exhausting vacation to crank out another bunch of crap for my bald, bike-less boss. On […]

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Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose

June 16, 2016 Matt McCarthy 17

SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]

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Buyers and Sellers: Mets Mail It In, Yankees Add On

July 27, 2012 Different Matt 22

Mets Mail It In, Yankees Add On New York, NY – We’re getting close to the trade deadline and we can now truly separate the […]

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Hideki I-Rob-You

July 30, 2011 The Public Professor 15

New York Yankee Team Headquarters- Hideki Irabu was found dead of mysterious causes the other day. Some are calling it a suicide, but The Public Professor’s […]

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DAMN YANKEES, PUT TO MUSIC…

July 24, 2011 Cheesy Bruin 21

*Cheesy Bruin, the Archie Bunker of MTM, has opinions that do not necessarily reflect those of MTM. That said, they will likely get us hacked […]

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SAY GOODBYE, IT’S INDEPENDENT LEAGUE

July 20, 2009 West Coast Craig 18

by West Coast Craig LONG BEACH, CA — Straight up reporting today, folks… I camped out on a thin Thermarest Saturday night up in the […]

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