Jolly Ward Wednesday?: Looking for Positives in Juan Soto’s Free Agency, the Minnesota Wild, and Short Matt (???)
The Golden At-Bat Rule. “What’s that dumb sh!t,” you ask? Allow me to tell you, and please don’t kill the messenger
Major League Baseball
The Race for the Wild Card: A September to Remember for the Mets
NOTE: Junoir Blaber is off today. NEW YORK, NY – As the 2024 Major League Baseball season winds down, the New York Mets are right […]
Just Cancel Old-Timers Day, Too!
The 2009 team made their millions and left their passion behind… Their quotes of “old age” and “fear of getting injured,” were lame (ironically).
MLB Needs to Stop the Bull Sh*t Now!
MADISON AVE, NYC – From the day Rob Manfred took the job of Major League Baseball Commissioner his main objective was to bring the MLB […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Paul George Stinks, Aaron Rodgers’ Pyramid Scheme, and Other Notes from the Abyss
NEW YORK, NY – Another wonderful Wednesday has rolled around. Joy. I’m back from vacation and out of excuses, so I better get to it. […]
Vote Bill White Into Cooperstown!
COOPERSTOWN, NY – It is that time of year when the Veterans Committee, now known as the Era Committee, gets to vote for the members […]
Rashad Jennings’ Wheel of Misfortune, Rick Pitino, MLB Playoffs Rooting
HOLBROOK, NY – Hello again friends, it’s the FSS Jackson docking in Port Mattville again. Today, we’ll be attempting to provide a distraction from the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Baseball Blues, Zach’s a Turtle, and Bearish on Stearns
NEW YORK, NY – The past couple of weeks these posts of mine have been running a tad on the long side. Today welcomes in a […]
Have a Drink Miggy! The A’s Stupid Gesture
OAKLAND, CA – If one needs further proof that a bunch of morons are running Major League Baseball, look no further than to the staff […]
Amazin’ Fan Catch, Hurricane Hank (aka Henry Davis), Stanks vs Mutts For Wooden Spoon
NEW YORK, NY – With pretty much our entire staff completely ignoring the MTM Google Calendar and taking simultaneous vacations, yours truly is back on […]