Angry Ward Wednesday: Paul George Stinks, Aaron Rodgers’ Pyramid Scheme, and Other Notes from the Abyss
NEW YORK, NY – Another wonderful Wednesday has rolled around. Joy. I’m back from vacation and out of excuses, so I better get to it. […]
Major League Baseball
Vote Bill White Into Cooperstown!
COOPERSTOWN, NY – It is that time of year when the Veterans Committee, now known as the Era Committee, gets to vote for the members […]
Rashad Jennings’ Wheel of Misfortune, Rick Pitino, MLB Playoffs Rooting
HOLBROOK, NY – Hello again friends, it’s the FSS Jackson docking in Port Mattville again. Today, we’ll be attempting to provide a distraction from the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Baseball Blues, Zach’s a Turtle, and Bearish on Stearns
NEW YORK, NY – The past couple of weeks these posts of mine have been running a tad on the long side. Today welcomes in a […]
Have a Drink Miggy! The A’s Stupid Gesture
OAKLAND, CA – If one needs further proof that a bunch of morons are running Major League Baseball, look no further than to the staff […]
Amazin’ Fan Catch, Hurricane Hank (aka Henry Davis), Stanks vs Mutts For Wooden Spoon
NEW YORK, NY – With pretty much our entire staff completely ignoring the MTM Google Calendar and taking simultaneous vacations, yours truly is back on […]
Sports Rainman: Weekly Mets Update, MLB Draft, Gold Cup
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! It was a weird week as it was shortened due to the holiday but it was less weird than […]
LA vs SF: A Stupid Decision!
CHAVEZ REVINE, CA – While the east coast was sleeping this Friday night, something gross was happening in Dodgers Stadium. A Dodgers pitcher named Emmet […]
Unbelievable: Gary Sanchez, Paige Spiranac, The World’s Best Sports Show
NEW YORK, NY – Hopefully you are not sitting in “holiday traffic” somewhere in the hopes of beating the “holiday traffic.” I sat in some […]
Wack or World Baseball Classic?
The World Baseball Classic won’t have the likes of Aaron Judge… that’s just wack, says Aristotle…