Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!
FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]
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Emergency Sports Week Recap: Big PEDi, Amish Red Sox, Mark Cuban, The Garden, Tall Matt Breaking Bad
NEW YORK, NY – It was a big week in sports, to say the least. The Boston Red Sox, Mark Cuban, Rangers, Knicks and Tall […]
Halloween Horrors: Scariest Faces in Baseball Start in Boston
BOSTON, MA – As a die-hard St. Louis fan, there is nothing more unsettling this morning than any face associated with the Boston Red Sox, […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Best NBA Preview Ever from Sports Hell
“I could have sworn Sarah Palin said John McCain was a Maverick.” NEW YORK, NY – Look, it’s been well-documented already, I’m in Sports Hell. […]
NFL Fleecing of America, High School Sports Killing Education, NCAA vs Academy, Soccer Photo Shoot Disaster
“Hypocrite! First take the log out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye” – Mathew […]
When Baseball Cheating Is Okay
“If you are going to cheat in baseball, do it the way that they have been doing it for a century: doctor the baseball! Jon […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Everything I Know About Sports I Learned from ’80s Movies
New York, NY – After Management denied my vacation request this week, I toyed with the idea of titling today’s column 5 Years a Slave, but […]
Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans
TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s. Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]
Not Sick of St Louis Sports? Cam James Will Get You There
ST. LOUIS, MO – Most of you tuning in today might be thinking that I am going to do nothing but gloat about my hometown’s […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: I Hate Football
NEW YORK, NY – It’s official, I hate football. This comes as something of a surprise, in that football was my entire universe as a […]