Don’t Call it a Comeback: Jeter Insult To Injury

July 12, 2013 Different Matt 19

The Bronx, NY – The long awaited return of Derek Jeter went off with a bang. The Captain came back from two ankle fractures and […]

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Dumb Sports Questions From Dopey Cam James

July 11, 2013 Cam James 17

ST. LOUIS,  MO – For those of you fortunate enough to tune in to CBS 2 News over the weekend, yours truly got to use […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: NYC Mayoral Hopefuls Are a Bunch of Sports

July 10, 2013 Angry Ward 27

NEW YORK, NY – As Major League Baseball’s All Star break approaches, everyone’s focus shifts to New York and the upcoming 2013 Mayoral election. What, […]

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Brooklyn, Brawley and Nerd World of Baseball Statistics

July 9, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

NEW YORK, NY – What the hell is BAPIP? Or VORP? Who can tell me what UZR or Defensive WARP might be?  How ‘bout PECOTA […]

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It’s the Name Game: Our Phone-In All Star Game

July 8, 2013 West Coast Craig 15

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Brrrrnng, brrrrrrnng…who’s calling? Me, phoning in this piece? Yes! Because the votes are in on the annual Phone-In All Star Name Game […]

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Not For Long in the NFL – National Felon League

July 7, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 9

NEW YORK, NY – Forty years ago, I couldn’t ever imagine saying baseball doesn’t matter to me and for whatever the reason, the end of […]

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Dwight Howard new Rocket Man, Britain’s 77-year Wimbledon Drought, Hero/Villain of the Week

July 6, 2013 Preacher Collins 12

Houston, TX – There’s only one song playing on every juke box in the Houston Area – Elton John’s Rocket Man – in honor of […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Twins, Tony Romo, Hudson and Other Sports Cure-Alls

July 3, 2013 Angry Ward 24

NEW YORK, NY – Is it Wednesday already? Ya gotta be kidding me! This rain and humidity has brought things to such a screeching, soaking, […]

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Tim McCarver Spews Poop; Moribund Mets Win The Damn Thing

July 2, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY – As Tim McCarver spews poop, my Moribund Mets Win the Damn Thing, 5-4!!! A special Thanks to Kirk Gibson for inexplicably […]

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Stanley Cup of Cliches: When Your Team Loses

June 30, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 10

The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is how Jim McKay summarily described ABC’s Wide World of Sports coverage for all those years […]

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