Cookie’s Corner: Sports Celebrity Extractions
NEW YORK, NY – Cookie here. Another two weeks pissed away. It’s still winter and I’d like to behead, skin and EAT that f*cking groundhog […]
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St. Patrick’s Day Sports Limericks
McVatican – As a mick and a New Yorker, there is no holiday greater than St. Patty’s Day. In celebration of my Gaelic roots I […]
The Final 42: Mariano Rivera retires himself… and Jackie
TAMPA, FL – On April 15, 1997, Major League Baseball honored the 50th Anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier by permanently retiring his […]
Horse Box Diplomacy: Fans of Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles Bond Against…
On Sunday I found myself in a horse box. I know you don’t know what that is and quite frankly, neither do I. While it […]
March Madness Dark Horse Final Four
ATLANTA, GA – With The Big Dance right around the corner, it’s time to talk some college basketball! Granted, at this point in the season […]
Greatest Sports Excuses
NEW YORK, NY – Toward the end of Thursday night’s charity event called The Captain’s Knock (where international rugby legends come together for the purpose […]
Cookie’s Corner: End of Days Celeb Style
SNOWVILLE, CT – First, I’d like to thank the future Ex-Mr. Cookie, Different Matt for taking over my slot last week. Between MRI’s, x-rays and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Post-Super Bowl Coping Guide
NEW YORK, NY – If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it three or four times, February is the worst month on the calendar. It […]
Grote’s Gripes: “How Am I Doing?” Sports Eulogy For Our Mayor Koch
NEW YORK, NY – The Super Bowl is now behind us. Thank goodness, the Ravens held on to defeat the Whiners. I couldn’t take an […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Names of the Games starts with the Colin
NEW YORK, NY – The sudden success of 49ers wunderkind quarterback Colin Kaepernick got me thinking of whether this automatically makes him the most famous […]