Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief
EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Back to School and Back to Football
BRONX, NY – Today is September 4th. I’m not gonna hit you with one of those “where did summer go?” platitudes, because I kinda know […]
As Luck Would Have It, Eli Manning to Colts? Cold Mets Heating Up?
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Yet another week where going last sucks, as few events popped in my head! But I had to wait to […]
Tennis Anyone? Are Fittest Athletes Found On The Court?
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Wow! That was some epic tennis match between Novak Djokovic and Roger Federer. It was one I was smart enough to stay […]
Stupid Puig, Scalped Chiefs Reporter, Nets Haul Big Fish, Mets Tears
NEW YORK, NY – Wow! We barely slept after all the excitement this weekend in the sports world, kicked off by Different Matt’s Puck Head […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Tom Brady
NEW YORK, NY – Before I get into this, I need to clear up one thing. As far as New England Patriots bashing goes, I’ve pretty […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Boston Sucks, NHL and NBA Finals Predictions
STAMFORD, CT – Billy Buckner died on Monday at 69 of dementia. If you were treated like Buckner by the Boston fans and media, you […]
Knicks Drafting Third, NBA Combine and The Jets Being The Jets
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So, late Friday night, I realized I had a column due and… [cue record scratch sound] Hold up! Apparently, despite […]
Replaceable Friday: Nobody Cares About Your Fantasy Team.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS E-WALK – As I lick my wounds and brace for more disappointment from my teams, I’d like to continue the trend of talking […]
Angry Ward: March Mundaneness, More Mets Misery and Other Night Terrors
BRONX, NY – “It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing.” So goes the Hemingway […]