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Angry Ward Wednesday: Early Black Friday Sports Deals

November 20, 2013 Angry Ward 37

NEW YORK, NY – A week from tomorrow, at long last it will be Thanksgiving, that magical time of year when families come together to […]

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Hot Stove Specials: 7 Baseball Trades and Signings That Need To Happen

November 13, 2013 The Matts 15

ORLANDO, FL – With our Wednesday correspondent, Angy Ward, on a Winter Meetings sojourn, it was left to our Write A Column Contest Winner to […]

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Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!

November 5, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 32

FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Everything I Know About Sports I Learned from ’80s Movies

October 23, 2013 Angry Ward 20

New York, NY – After Management denied my vacation request this week, I toyed with the idea of titling today’s column 5 Years a Slave, but […]

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COOKIE’s CORNER: Top 5 Reasons Why I’m Happy Not Watching Baseball

October 18, 2013 Cookie 27

NEW YORK, NY – First off,  thanks to Different Matt for filling in for me last week. But yours truly has busy getting hotter by the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Breaking Bad Chad Curtis, Choking in Atlanta, Univer$ity of (your name here)

October 9, 2013 Angry Ward 27

New York, NY – While everyone and their granny is all abuzz about the always-scintillating NBA preseason and how there could be up to three teams […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Operation Shut-Down for Reds, Yanks, Geno and Others

October 2, 2013 Angry Ward 32

NEW YORK, NY – So the U.S. Government is closed for business, and what a bunch of stupid f***ing shiftless a-holes they are. How does […]

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No Mo Mo! Knicks/Rangers vs Net/Isles, MLB Playoffs, Niners/Rams, No Soccer

September 28, 2013 Junoir Blaber 20

EL BARIO, BRONX – “Do this in remembrance of me” – Luke 22:19/1 Corinthians 11:24.  It’s a good opening since yours truly is covering for […]

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Cookie’s Corner: No More Bikinis but Sports Stuff has Me Smiling

September 27, 2013 Cookie 15

NEW YORK, NY – Despite what could’ve been a column littered with complaints about fall being here, lamenting the end of days for bikinis, tanning […]

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Looking Back in Anger at MLB Picks that weren’t, Plus Jews eating Pulled Pork

September 23, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

BOCA RATON, FL – Let’s flash back 6 months to Spring Training 2013.  We’re having coffee outside Einstein’s Bagels on Palmetto Park Road, opposite Publix and […]

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