The Dope On Alex Rodriguez
ATHENS, GREECE – “Clear,” “Cream,” syringes, the laboratory chemistry of Balco and now Biogenesis… it’s all Greek to me. But what I do know is […]
New York Yankees
Angry Ward Wednesday: Training, Trades and Alf
NEW YORK, NY – “Darkness warshed over The Dude.” So goes the line from The Big Lebowski when our protagonist gets slipped a mickey by one […]
MLB Trading Deadline, Sandy Sits On Hands, Commissioner Gordon, Batman
SALEM, MA – Like 17th Century Salem, Major League Baseball, led by caped Crusader Bud Selig, is leading the charge against the scourge of Performance […]
When It Comes To PED Use, Fans Are Guilty
MILWAUKEE, WI – As far as Performance Enhancing Drugs go, we’ve been ignoring the 800 lb gorilla in the room – or at the stadium […]
Soriano in Pinstripes, Performance Erasing Dingbats, and Hero & Villain of the Week
New York, NY – Big news for NY Yankees fans. Alfonso Soriano waived his “no-trade” clause with the Chicago Cubs and will be playing tonight […]
AROID: Should He Stay or Should He Go?
Burning Bronx, NY – Only A-Rod could dominate the headlines for an entire season without playing a game. His bum hip has healed but now […]
Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?
NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy! We are one step closer to cleansing the […]
Hallelujah! It’s NFL Preview Time!
HOFSTRA, NY – The most recent heat wave had me eating refreshing tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo on Kaiser rolls, so as to do […]
Cookie’s Corner: Suffering The Heat, Golf & No Baseball
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Friday! If you live in the Northeast and have survived this week, BRAVO!!! We’re all surely a few pounds lighter […]
Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?
ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the […]