Cookie’s Corner: Sports Celebrity Extractions
NEW YORK, NY – Cookie here. Another two weeks pissed away. It’s still winter and I’d like to behead, skin and EAT that f*cking groundhog […]
New York Yankees
Angry Ward Wednesday: Football, Hoops, Baseball & Pucks… We Got it All
NEW YORK, NY – It’s funny how in the span of a couple of weeks we’ve moved from the sports dead zone to all hell […]
The Final 42: Mariano Rivera retires himself… and Jackie
TAMPA, FL – On April 15, 1997, Major League Baseball honored the 50th Anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier by permanently retiring his […]
West Coast Craig’s Yankee Preview
“I’d rather light a candle than curse the darkness.” SILVER LAKE, CA – Sorry, folks, I’ve been on here about as frequently of late as […]
Baseball Busts of 2013
NEW YORK, NY – Okay, so we’ve got our Carnac The Magnificent hats on today and we’re using their inherent clairvoyant powers for today’s topic: […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks vs Mets – 2013 Lineup Breakdowns
NEW YORK, NY – Let me start by stating the obvious, the Yankees and their fans have absolutely zero interest in how they match up […]
Weak Week In Sports: Pro Bowl Blues, A-Roid & Harbaugh-itis
NEW YORK, NY – Its been a Weak Week In Sports. The days leading up to the Super Bowl usually are. It starts with the Pro […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Good Riddance, 2012!
NEW YORK, NY – There are no holidays at MTM. No vacations. No sick days. Not even on Christmas. I texted Short Matt early Christmas […]
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the city not a hooker was stirring, Oh what a pity. Their Lingerie was hung by the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hurricanes, Obama, Romney & Sports
WASHINGTON, DC – That was some Presidential election last night, eh kids? Since I am writing this before network talking heads start divvying up states between President Obama […]