Stanley Cup of Cliches: When Your Team Loses
The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is how Jim McKay summarily described ABC’s Wide World of Sports coverage for all those years […]
New York Yankees
Burning Cash: A-Rod Tweets, Cashman Breathes Fire
THE BRONX, NY – We all know that Alex Rodriguez is an idiot and the Yankees brass are sick of him. But this week we […]
Dumb Celeb Athletes: Heed my Advice
ST. LOUIS, MO – There are few things more annoying than news headlines about Athletes/Celebrities involved in gun crimes. After weeks of speculation, Aaron Hernandez […]
VIDEO: Duaner Sanchez on David Wright, Jose Reyes, Daniel Murphy
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – We got to sit down with New York Met Reliever Duaner Sanchez for a solid 40 minutes yesterday afternoon and […]
Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks
*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]
Cookie’s Corner: Celeb and Sports Whys of the Week
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Friday to you! I’m glad to see this week kicked as it’s been a pretty sh*tty one for Team Cookie. […]
Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]
Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who […]
Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell […]
Will We See Another MLB 300 Game Winner?
*SLOUGH, ENGLAND – After watching Andy Pettitte win his 250 career game Saturday, it makes one wonder if we will ever see another MLB 300 […]