BCS: BULLSP!T, CHICKENSH!T & STUPID
FORT WORTH, TEXAS -It’s that time of the year when college football starts to wind down. That means it’s time for the big boys that […]
NFL
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
NEW YORK, NY – Now that the baseball season is mercifully over, the temperatures have started to drop, and daylight hours dwindle down to a […]
THE NFL VS. MLB: IT'S GETTING LATE EARLY
Above, A-Rod and his “friend” Biff Henderson By Rex O’Rourke Sacramento, Ca. – Let’s face it boys and girls, the national pastime is no longer […]
IS THERE FOOTBALL IN HEAVEN?
by Eddiz (who thought we should Texas Two-Step from the Series for a day and chill Ft. Worth style – we agreed) FORT WORTH, TX […]
FAVRE IS TO HAMELS AS REGGIE IS TO RYAN
Congrats to the NL Champions! Once again, they’ve proven the NL East is the toughest division in baseball! Now, let’s get to the real story… […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BAD ATTITUDES
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, USA – The leaves are dropping and so are people’s tolerance levels. People are just down right CRUSTY and I can’t understand […]
MIND YOU, PRO PLAYERS DONATING BRAINS
CANTON, OH – We hurriedly jumped into the Matt Mobile and raced up here after reading the following AP Report: Three NFL players on Monday […]
MR. ROARKE, I’D LIKE TO EXTEND MY STAY
by West Coast Craig FANTASY ISLAND — After Replacement Matt stirred up the old soccer debate last week, it’s obvious that a little controversy gets […]
CHUCK ROGERS IN THE 21ST CENTURY: SPACE CADET AIDED BY A MATT
winless, even… DETROIT, MI – Now it all makes sense for Detroit Lions fans. The worst football team since Columbia’s Lions – winless, even -just […]