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Stanley Cup of Cliches: When Your Team Loses

June 30, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 10

The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is how Jim McKay summarily described ABC’s Wide World of Sports coverage for all those years […]

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Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks

June 25, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]

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Supermoon: Clippers Trade For Doc, Polish Brewers, Dodgers Kill NFL in LA, AL Least

June 24, 2013 West Coast Craig 19

HOLLYWOOD, CA – With the moon as close to the earth as it’ll be for a while, surf patterns are skewed, traffic patterns are strange, […]

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Gettin’ Viggy With It: Rangers Trade John Tortorella for Alain Vigneault

June 23, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 15

NEWPORT, RI –  I fulfill my writing assignment while on a trip to the Ocean State with none other than Grote2DMax. No, the International Tennis […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

June 19, 2013 Replacement Matt 17

NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]

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Mets Can’t Stop The Music

June 16, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 15

FLUSHING, NY – The New York Mets action on the field this year has been foreign to anything resembling what is expected of a Major […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Now Caffeinated! Featuring Mariano, Tebow, Belichick and Bashful Bugs

June 12, 2013 Angry Ward 41

BRONX, NY – My PC is afflicted with some sort of horrendous virus. On top of this I am dragging ass from being out in […]

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Summer Soundtrack: Psy, Hoops, Hockey, Dodgers, Ike Davis

June 10, 2013 West Coast Craig 15

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Though summer doesn’t officially start until the solstice on June 21st, my kids’ school year ended on Friday, so today is the […]

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Say Ahh! Dentists, Hockey Teeth, Michael Douglas and Cancer

June 9, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 9

BOSTON, MA – We interrupt the comedic spin on MTM to bring you this important Public Service Announcement not from the Ad Council. Get to […]

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Hero & Villain of the Week, French Open Femme Finale: Sugarpova vs Serena

June 8, 2013 Preacher Collins 10

Roland Garros, France – The stars have aligned, bringing together the Top 2 women in pro tennis to battle it out at the French Open. […]

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