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Angry Ward Christmas: Holiday Hacking from North Korea!

December 24, 2014 Angry Ward 20

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA- Merry Christmas, you stupid face American sports people!! We get tired of hacking them crybaby Hollywood losers at Sony, so instead we […]

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Christmas Sports Movies Redeux

December 21, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 24

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Earlier this week Angry Ward tickled the funny bone by ringing in the holiday season with yuletide song sports requests. Today, I’ll […]

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No Hope For NY Sports Fans Until 2016?!

December 20, 2014 Junoir Blaber 20

EL BARIO, BRONX – Deacon Blaber is usually a man of hope – but not recently. In a discussion with one of my mentees, a […]

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Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks Goes Whiptail Athletic on Nike “Just Do It” –

December 19, 2014 Jillian Brooks 34

Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks is back [for today, at least] with a shameless Holiday Plug for pals with their own start-up, cool clothing line, Whiptail […]

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Adam Sandler Hanukkah Sports Song and Famous Jews Who Spin Our Dreidels!

December 18, 2014 Alan Sternberg 28

BROOKLINE, MA – Holidays are often comprised of lists. Naughty, Nice, Sugar, Spice, you name it. Everyone makes a list during the holiday season. I […]

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Membership Has Privileges: Chris Christie, Jerry Jones, Donald Sterling

December 16, 2014 GrindingAx 33

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Membership has its privileges. It’s not what you know, but who you know. There are many adages describing entrance into the BIG […]

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Holiday Madness: Golden State Warriors, Johnny Manziel, NHL Mumps, Kobe vs Jordan

December 15, 2014 West Coast Craig 32

CHRISTMASTOWN, USA  – It’s that time of year again; the end of it, where there’s a light at the end of a the tunnel on […]

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Jets Fan Diaries, Adrian Peterson, NFL Arrogance

December 13, 2014 Junoir Blaber 15

EL BARIO, BRONX – Yours truly, Sports Deacon Blaber, knows the plight of the suffering fan. The pain of the wanting fan is something with […]

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Hockey Beat: Rangers Rise, Isles Slide, Devils Suck

December 12, 2014 Different Matt 16

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN – Let’s hit the Hockey Beat… It’s been an up and down start for the Rangers. Right now they are on the […]

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It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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