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Angry Ward Wednesday: Booger, Suzyn, the Boys, and Others Who Won’t Be Getting a Christmas Card from Me

December 4, 2019 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Good people, I think we really need to get together and think about banning any more Thanksgivings that happen just a couple […]

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OJ Simpson Back In The Limelight. The Juice Squeezed in Vegas

November 9, 2019 The Matts 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – With fatherhood turning his days into seconds, his sleep-time into blinks of an eye and his coffee intake reaching into the […]

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Big Ben Whitney: NFL Knee Jerks – ’18 QB Class is Legit, But Mahomes is Legit-er

September 25, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

Buffalo, NY: While the MTM staff debates whether DJ Eberle will go to Buffalo Bills Hell with Fred Smerlas, Scott Norwood, Vontae Davis, and OJ […]

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John Adams, Cleveland Browns, Mets and How The Royal Wedding Is Bad For Sports

May 20, 2018 The Matts 0

DENVER, CO – The Cheese is out. Today you get President John Adams. Amidst the course of human history, love has a way of superseding […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: Farewell, New York Giants

May 9, 2018 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – On Tuesday May 1st, a deadline came and went unnoticed, by everyone but me. This was the drop-dead date for me […]

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Cop Memorial, OJ is paroled, NBDL & Football season is coming

July 21, 2017 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – July is probably the worst month of the Sports Calendar. There is literally nothing going on regarding the four major […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Keeping Up With The NFL Free Agency, The NHL Playoffs and The Kardashians

April 26, 2017 Angry Ward 25

BRONX, NY –¬†A miserable rainy Tuesday night (Eddie Rabbitt didn’t know what the hell he was talking about) and time to get cranking on the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tom Brady’s Stupid Stolen Super Bowl Jersey is Worth More than My Life

February 22, 2017 Angry Ward 19

BRONX, NY –¬†Welcome, my friends, to another Worst Day of the Week in the Worst Month of the Year, in what may turn out to […]

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Uber Screwed! Seton Hall & Stony Brook and David Wright

March 15, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

Denver, CO—The Tuesday spot in the rotation here at MeetTheMatts is fraught with peril. A day removed from the weekend, but before the big stories […]

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Of Stuck Pigs and the New Cuban Missile Crisis

March 3, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

Riviera Beach, FL—It’s a lot of fun until someone gets stuck in the eye. Or just plain stuck. As in a “stuck pig.” More on […]

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