Angry Ward: Football, Film Awards, Todd Frazier Signs with Mets
BRONX, NY – Another football season in the books. This one ended almost perfectly for these f**ked times in which we live: a relentless offensive assault […]
Philadelphia Eagles
Big Ben’s Super Bowl Recap: Brick Hands Brady Terminated by Pederson’s Mighty Balls
Now that the Super Bowl is over, it’s time to talk about the Knicks. They suck. Now back to football. That game had more plot […]
Ebs’ Super Bowl LII Reaction
CLIFTON PARK, NY – Wow. Honestly, I didn’t see this coming. I said it a couple of weeks ago… Russell Wilson and Matt Ryan couldn’t […]
FREE Super Bowl Picks, Gronkowski’s Head, Joe Thiesmann as Brady?!
MIDDLETOWN, NY – Eagles versus Patriots. Not exciting to me at all. So instead, I’m altering the normal site of a small gathering among good […]
Sports Rain Man: Cousins to the Jets, Not Recognizing Stars, Dad Attacks Nassar
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – This has been one hectic week. The taskmaster known as Short Matt had me working hard the last week and […]
Fake MLB, NFL and NBA Sports Questions by Fake Fans
SPANISH HARLEM – I have absolutely nothing to write about today so I’m going to try something new. I have this great following on Twitter […]
Big Ben’s Worst Super Bowl Match-up Ever Preview: Getting in Brady’s Head, What’s a Giants Fan To Do? Go Pats?!
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – I am trying to find something to care about in the Worst Super Bowl Match-up Ever. When I heard about Tom Brady’s […]
Ebs’ Hot Take: Congrats On Your Sixth Super Bowl, New England Patriots
WEST PITTSTON, PA – The Super Bowl is less than a week away and I couldn’t be any less excited. Why? The freaking New England […]
Nagging Sports Questions by Cheesy Bruin: Vikings, Bruins, Olympics, Mets
MARLBORO, NY – There’s only one more NFL game to bet on and for me to predict on your favorite sports website… but that comes […]
Go Eagles! NBA All-Star Draft, UEFA Nations League, Song of the Week
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – This was the first week in a while that I wasn’t scrambling to find topics for the article or even […]