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The Baseball Cheaters: Ban. Them. All.

January 15, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Stiff. Astonishing. Harsh. Hard-line. Unprecedented. These are all adjectives used to describe the punishment received by the Houston Astros. All of them […]

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Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

January 10, 2020 The Matts 0

“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]

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Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday: Mookie and Tebow and Football, OH MY!

January 10, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, except for a select few, the work ethic around here is abysmal. I got […]

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Yankees Kill Baseball: Why Gerrit Cole is the Worst Signing Ever

December 21, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s frigid here in NYC. Even the mercury is cold. And cold temps can make for a cold heart, especially when […]

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Replacement Matt: Cespedes Contract Reduced, Ellsbury, Phil Jackson To Follow?

December 20, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Happy Holidays and all that to you my friends. Welcome to the most stressful time of the year. Scramble to get […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Chargers, MLB, and Tanking Teams Think Too Much

November 20, 2019 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Before I get going on like my billionth post for this site, I want to direct anyone who didn’t happen to read […]

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MLB Wild Card Hunt: Manager Moves, Joe Girardi, Wally Backman, Mickey Callaway, Custer and Revere?

August 17, 2019 The Matts 0

CHELSEA, NYC – Working on the set of a popular major network cop show last night as a Special Effects guy making smoke and wetting […]

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Yankees Soar on Orioles Wings, Mets Make Splash

August 16, 2019 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – Let’s talk some baseball…  It’s a shame the Yankees can’t play the Orioles every game. The Bombers are coming off of […]

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50 Ways To Leave Mets Fans In A Flushing Toilet of Hell

August 8, 2019 Cam James 0

ST LOUIS, MO – Ne’er has there been a more apropos moment in MTM history than a pinch-hit juxtaposed to Angry Ward’s closing words yesterday. […]

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Mariano Rivera Greatest Ever, But Human

July 22, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Not that I would know, but to be so extremely good at something is really somewhat boring. There are those rare athletes […]

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