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MARLBORO, NY – Hoo-freakin’-ray! After a summer sports season of disgust around these parts, the 2017 NFL season kicks off today amid a nasty band […]
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Big Ben Tuesday: 3 Brutal NFL Storylines to Make me Take up Golf on Sundays
Stamford, CT: Happy Labor Day y’all. I am tempted to write about the Yankee Steamroller picking up steam and getting ready to roll into the […]
Sports Justice Handed Down On: Knicks, Mets, Giants, Boston, Kaepernick, Manning
BROOKLYN, NY – In response to my recent comments on our esteemed scribes’ posts here, Management has asked me to return to the fray… so […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Don’t Watch Sports!
BRONX, NY – I’m back from vacation. On Monday I stared right down the barrel of that solar eclipse, sans viewing specs, and was rewarded with […]
Grinding Ax Walter Hynes: Bye Bye Zeke Elliot and Kim Jong-un! Dennis Rodman Rescue?
MANASQUAN, NJ – While The New York Yankees do their best imitation of their neighbors from Queens, I believe it’s time to look forward, don’t you? NFL football has managed, […]
NFL HoF, Alex Rodriguez, Yankees Not Sucking, Roger Goodell, Jerry Jones, Red Zone
MARLBORO, NY – It’s the beginning of August, so that means one thing and one thing only… sports sucks! Little League World Series games can’t […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Cruz Cut, Knicks Stun, Rangers Lacking, Who Stole Tom Brady’s Jersey?
STAMFORD, CT: In honor of Valentine’s Day, I’ll of course be focusing on the big news that Derek Jeter is going to be a father. Or not… […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Breaking Down Falcons’ Flop, Supermodel Celebration for the Ages
Houston, TX: Clearly there is no justice in the world. What a depressing end to a riveting Super Bowl. Watching the Falcons do everything right […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Super Bowl LI Reaction. Dewey Defeats Truman
CLIFTON PARK, NY – Of course. Should we even be surprised? I’m certainly not… Once the New England Patriots cut the deficit to 16 points […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Alternative Super Bowl Facts, Reluctant Patriots Praise, Belichick vs Brady, Most Awkward Trophy Presentation?
WASHINGTON , DC: Our man Ebs felt the pressing need to break down the Buffalo Sabres yesterday, so it falls to me to take the […]