WANNA PARK? STICK'EM UP!
by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis BRONX, NY – With The Yankees one win in against the Orange County Angels of Not Los Angeles But Anaheim, they […]
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OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]
BLOOD, GUTS, GLADIATORS, A LOONEY BIN & GREAT SEATS!
NEW YORK RUGBY’S MEN AFTER BIG WIN ON SATURDAY THE ISLAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS WARD’S, NYC – Most of our readers might think Ward’s Island […]
HEALTHY DOSE OF REALITY
WASHINGTON, D.C. – We watched the President’s address of the nation, Congress and Mattville last night and visions, other than those of sugar plum fairies, […]
HERE'S AN IDEA: JUST PLAY HURT
WAGGA WAGGA, AUSTRALIA – Despite Angry Ward’s Ghandi-like opposition to our muy macho ideals re toughing out injuries and our inclination to the rougher sports […]
DOPEY BRITS: FOREVER CURSED, FOREVER ANGRY
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Call it karma. Call it payback. Call it what you will but Mother England will be forever kicking herself in her royal […]
THE FACEBOOK NERD ALERT
By Rex O’Rourke CYBERTOWN, U.S.A – First the good news; Facebook is a cute little way to track down an old friend or three. In […]
SAVE OUR COUNTRY: KEEP DODGE BALL, KILL SOCCER & LEAVE KIDS ALONE
by The Matts MAIN STREET, USA – West Coast Craig, now officially being monitored 24/7 by MTM Operatives surrounding his Southern California home, called us […]