Tag: Scott Boras
Big Ben Tuesday – Boring All-Star Games and Boras Overplays His Hand
Superbowl, Hell: We’re just a few days from February, the Monday of months, smack dab in the unnecessary extra Super Bowl hype week. In a weak attempt to get some ratings, they put the snoozer N(H and F)L’s All Star games where the Super Bowl should be. At least the growing spectacle of Machado and Harper remaining unaffiliated two weeks […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Aaron Judge, Matt Harvey and other MLBers Needing Real Nicknames
PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL – I’m on friggin’ vacation and there’s been a lot going on, almost none of it good. You know the storylines, so I won’t bother rehashing them. All I know is, I have no intention of dying south of the Mason/Dixon line. THAT. IS. OUT. I think 75% of the reason that […]
Brian Cashman Interview re A-Rod, Jay Z, Scott Boras, Brian McCann, CC
NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Angry Ward is off this week on a doctor-mandated yoga retreat in Tulum, dealing with some anger issues. In his stead, we are excited to present our exclusively prevaricated interview with Yankees GM Brian Cashman. We’ll get right to it. WHITNEY: Good morning Mr. Cashman, thanks for joining us. […]
Meet Matt Harvey: .500 pitcher
FLUSHING, NY-Compared to most people on MTM, I have been a Mets fan for all of about two seconds. Curtis Granderson is batting below the Mendoza line as a leadoff batter but, thankfully for The Grandy Man, there is a hot-button topic surrounding the team bothering the fan base that I find a little puzzling. […]
Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death
RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. Why? Who knows? The Mets aren’t saying-and that includes Manager Terry Collins and General Manager Real Sandy Alderson. The Mets were quick yesterday to diffuse and refute any potential arm […]
Terry Glenn: Matt Harvey is a Coward who Abandoned Her Teammates
EAST POCATELLO, ID – Let me be as unambiguous as possible here: I don’t want to be seen as straddling the fence by any means. Wild Bill Hickok was infamously shot in the back dead by “Crooked Nose” Jack McCall, an act that earned McCall scorn as one of the all time cowards in history. […]
*SPECIAL REPORT* Matt Harvey Unmasked-Selfish, Pampered Dark Nut
Santa Monica, CA—In the world of Mets baseball, this qualifies as an emergency. This is “there’s a flood in the basement and the pilot light is out” type of emergency. Sadly, The “Dark Knight” is no more. Even more disturbing and sad is that the “Dark Knight” really never existed at all. The tough guy […]
Cookie’s Corner: Yankees “Core Four” Bore Shafts Bernie Williams
NEW YORK, NY – Coming to you from NOT Yankee Stadium (where the Yanks and the Red Sox will play each other for the first in however many umpteen times this season), I bring you this Yankees Core Four Bore rant. That’s right, I’m going to express some displeasure with the Yankee Organization – my team […]
Pirates Will Win World Series
ST. LOUIS, MO – I said it before and I will say it again: The NL Central will put three teams into the playoffs this year. Yet, as per the norm, I expect most of you east coast heathens to malign my postulations as being nothing more than pure hyperbole. To you lambastards (lambaste + […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Modern-Day Sports Superheroes and Villains for Stan Lee
NEW YORK, NY – Marvel Comics mastermind Stan Lee died a couple of days ago at the ripe old age of 95. A good run, by anyone’s standards. He leaves behind a loyal legion of fans and a litany of comic book characters that will live on forever. Though I was never a big comics guy, […]
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