Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Major League Baseball

February 23, 2022 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – (*Editor’s Note: Sorry for all of the not-very-disguised offensive language in this piece. I felt it was warranted.) Dear Baseball Owners, Players, […]

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Big Ben Tuesday – Boring All-Star Games and Boras Overplays His Hand

January 29, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

Superbowl, Hell: We’re just a few days from February, the Monday of months, smack dab in the unnecessary extra Super Bowl hype week. In a weak attempt […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Modern-Day Sports Superheroes and Villains for Stan Lee

November 14, 2018 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Marvel Comics mastermind Stan Lee died a couple of days ago at the ripe old age of 95. A good run, by […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Aaron Judge, Matt Harvey and other MLBers Needing Real Nicknames

August 16, 2017 Angry Ward 0

PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL – I’m on friggin’ vacation and there’s been a lot going on, almost none of it good. You know the storylines, so […]

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Brian Cashman Interview re A-Rod, Jay Z, Scott Boras, Brian McCann, CC

July 20, 2016 Ben Whitney 13

NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Angry Ward is off this week on a doctor-mandated yoga retreat in Tulum, dealing with some anger issues. In […]

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Meet Matt Harvey: .500 pitcher

May 22, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 4

FLUSHING, NY-Compared to most people on MTM, I have been a Mets fan for all of about two seconds. Curtis Granderson is batting below the […]

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Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death

March 29, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. […]

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Terry Glenn: Matt Harvey is a Coward who Abandoned Her Teammates

September 22, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 6

EAST POCATELLO, ID – Let me be as unambiguous as possible here: I don’t want to be seen as straddling the fence by any means. […]

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*SPECIAL REPORT* Matt Harvey Unmasked-Selfish, Pampered Dark Nut

September 6, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Santa Monica, CA—In the world of Mets baseball, this qualifies as an emergency.  This is “there’s a flood in the basement and the pilot light […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Yankees “Core Four” Bore Shafts Bernie Williams

April 11, 2014 Cookie 63

NEW YORK, NY – Coming to you from NOT Yankee Stadium (where the Yanks and the Red Sox will play each other for the first […]

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