PEYTON'S PLACE: GREATEST QB EVER?!
by Tall Matt INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The debate remains open as to whether Peyton Williams Manning is the greatest quarterback to ever play American Football. […]
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ANATOMY OF A SUPERBOWL
by West Coast Craig MIAMI, FL — As The Matts so graciously pointed out last week, it takes a real man of courage and conviction […]
FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TEN SPORTS COMMANDMENTS (MOSTLY)
MT. SINAI, EGYPT – Sick of the weather and in need of some sun, I took the MeetTheMatts.com assignment to high tail it to Egypt […]
HOLY HANGOVER: SUPER BOWL SUNDAYS SUCK
COMMON SENSE, USA – Is there anything worse than going to work on Monday morning with a hangover – aside from going to work with […]
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
by West Coast Craig VULCAN – Once again the aging master, having had one of his best seasons ever and still proving he’s just having […]
SALISBURY STEAK OR COMMUNION?
I was ashamed, and I didn’t want to say anything. I thought it would go away and let my ego get in the way. Since […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]
THE TOILET BOWLS
by Dr. Diz CUT -N- SHOOT, TEXAS – December, and a young man’s fancy turns to the bowl season. Starting today, the pooh-bahs of college […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]