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FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS

February 6, 2010 Junoir Blaber 12

by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: TEN SPORTS COMMANDMENTS (MOSTLY)

February 5, 2010 Cookie 36

MT. SINAI, EGYPT – Sick of the weather and in need of some sun, I took the MeetTheMatts.com assignment to high tail it to Egypt […]

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HOLY HANGOVER: SUPER BOWL SUNDAYS SUCK

February 4, 2010 The Matts 28

COMMON SENSE, USA – Is there anything worse than going to work on Monday morning with a hangover – aside from going to work with […]

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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

January 25, 2010 West Coast Craig 29

by West Coast Craig VULCAN – Once again the aging master, having had one of his best seasons ever and still proving he’s just having […]

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SALISBURY STEAK OR COMMUNION?

January 23, 2010 The Matts 20

I was ashamed, and I didn’t want to say anything. I thought it would go away and let my ego get in the way. Since […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE

January 22, 2010 Cookie 26

DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]

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THE TOILET BOWLS

December 19, 2009 Dr. Diz 20

by Dr. Diz CUT -N- SHOOT, TEXAS – December, and a young man’s fancy turns to the bowl season. Starting today, the pooh-bahs of college […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA

December 9, 2009 Angry Ward 56

NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]

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BIG BROTHER AND THE NO FUN LEAGUE

November 24, 2009 Dr. Diz 24

by Missy-Jill Dixie & Ed Diz (Missy and Ed happened to be at a biz conference together – no hanky-panky was involved. Allegedly.) SAN ANTONIO, […]

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THANKS GIVING

November 23, 2009 West Coast Craig 27

by West Coast Craig PLYMOUTH, MA – With baseball season a month past, the first Pilgrims were starved for sports entertainment. Fortunately, out of the […]

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