Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks
*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]
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Supermoon: Clippers Trade For Doc, Polish Brewers, Dodgers Kill NFL in LA, AL Least
HOLLYWOOD, CA – With the moon as close to the earth as it’ll be for a while, surf patterns are skewed, traffic patterns are strange, […]
Gettin’ Viggy With It: Rangers Trade John Tortorella for Alain Vigneault
NEWPORT, RI – I fulfill my writing assignment while on a trip to the Ocean State with none other than Grote2DMax. No, the International Tennis […]
Tony Hawk goes Smithsonian, NFL Prison Football League, Aaron Hernandez, Hero and Villain of the Week
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – It’s Friday night on the longest day of the year and things are just, well, crazy! And Preacher’s Row starts out […]
Cookie’s Corner: Celeb and Sports Whys of the Week
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Friday to you! I’m glad to see this week kicked as it’s been a pretty sh*tty one for Team Cookie. […]
Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]
Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who […]
Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell […]
Will We See Another MLB 300 Game Winner?
*SLOUGH, ENGLAND – After watching Andy Pettitte win his 250 career game Saturday, it makes one wonder if we will ever see another MLB 300 […]
Mets Can’t Stop The Music
FLUSHING, NY – The New York Mets action on the field this year has been foreign to anything resembling what is expected of a Major […]