Baltimore Beatdown on Dancing With The Stars: Ravens’ Jacoby Jones
NEW YORK, NY – With all this sports fever floating around; March Madness commencing, NFL free agency, hockey heating up, the NBA providing games like […]
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Final Four To Bank On
ATLANTA, GA – It’s finally March Madness again, which is the best time of the year for sports. And this year looks to be just […]
NHL Diving For Penalties: Frog P*ssies Worst of Worst
BOSTON, MA – Today’s topic: NHL Diving For Penalties. The main culprits: Les Frog P*ssies (Montreal Canadians). Now, I’m no Arnold Diaz, but I did […]
Preacher’s Row: Feeling Chipper About The ’13 Season
ATLANTA, GA – First, some introductions may be in order; I’m Preacher and excited to share some wholly (not to be confused with holy) opinionated […]
Cookie’s Corner: Sports Celebrity Extractions
NEW YORK, NY – Cookie here. Another two weeks pissed away. It’s still winter and I’d like to behead, skin and EAT that f*cking groundhog […]
St. Patrick’s Day Sports Limericks
McVatican – As a mick and a New Yorker, there is no holiday greater than St. Patty’s Day. In celebration of my Gaelic roots I […]
The Final 42: Mariano Rivera retires himself… and Jackie
TAMPA, FL – On April 15, 1997, Major League Baseball honored the 50th Anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier by permanently retiring his […]
Baseball Busts of 2013
NEW YORK, NY – Okay, so we’ve got our Carnac The Magnificent hats on today and we’re using their inherent clairvoyant powers for today’s topic: […]
2013: Worst Yankee Team Ever
TAMPA, FLORIDA – In the budding spring of 2013, I can’t help but feel like this will be the year the Bronx Bombers finally embarrass […]
Horse Box Diplomacy: Fans of Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles Bond Against…
On Sunday I found myself in a horse box. I know you don’t know what that is and quite frankly, neither do I. While it […]