Angry Ward Wednesday: Save Other Sports News for Tuesday, the NFL is Weak, and OBJ is Playing the Field
Angry Ward: Other Sports News, the NFL is Weak, Shotani, and OBJ Playing the Field
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Surefire Remedies for Yankees Losing, Albert Pujols Aging, and Other Sports Disorders
NEW YORK, NY – Today is Wednesday September 7th and summer is over, people. Don’t come at me with, “Well it’s not officially over until…” […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Just Joshing, Lakers Playing for Laughs, and Mundane Madness
NEW YORK, NY – It would be very easy for me to focus on teams and sports items that only interest me today, but the […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Three Epic Showdowns – Ted Cruz vs Jerry Jones, Artemi Panarin vs Vlad Putin, Zach Britton vs Domingo German
RUMBLE CITY, USA – There were some epic showdowns in the sports world this week, including a few bizarre intersections with Shady Politicians, foreign and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Sweet Home Superspreader, Dougie is Done, and Cookies for Dessert!
BRONX, NY – This is now the third crack at whatever this week’s post is gonna be. Moments ago, I scrapped a column titled Angry Ward […]
Angry Ward: More Mets Ownership Players Emerge
BRONX, NY – Is it my turn already? F**k! (*deep breath*) Okay, I can do this. It’s been a tumultuous last 24 hours, and not […]
Presidential Candidates As Sports Teams: Who They Would Be
ZIT POP, KY – From this blemish of the smallest towns, to the schmaltzy cheese (not mine) of West Palm Beach, Presidential Candidates (or not […]
The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates
CHEW SPIT, SC – Unfortunately, some of our material didn’t survive the cold New Hampshire winter, as a few Presidential Candidates whimpered home with frostbitten […]