Angry Ward Wednesday: Remembering Dad; Doc Calhoun was A True Sports Fan

Mr Calhoun

Dad… Doc Calhoun.

MARBLE HILL, NY – Wasn’t planning on writing a post this week, but this one’s for me and my brother. It’s about our Dad. He was a great Dad in so many ways. He not only gave me an appreciation of sports, he also dragged my brother and I to countless revival theaters as youngsters and introduced us to classic old movies such as Gunga Din and The Maltese Falcon, MGM Musicals starring Kelly and Sinatra, and the genius comedies of the Marx Brothers, Laurel & Hardy and W.C. Fields, among others. He was also a Jazz aficionado, having acted as a press agent for trumpet player Jonah Jones and the legendary Cab Calloway, and took me to see such luminaries as Woody Herman and Benny Goodman before they passed on. Finally, though he hailed from Minnesota, Dad was a New Yorker through and through. He was a tour guide on the Circle Line for over 30 years (more on this shortly) and, together with my Mom, showed us just how much this great city had to offer. He lived and breathed New York and, unlike his youngest son, even rooted for all of its teams, but 2 in particular.

The Mets. Like so many other New Yorkers, my Dad kinda took a shine to the Mets from the start. Through his jazz connections he was good friends with Mets’ organist Jane Jarvis, the Queen of Melody herself. As the story goes, my Dad was practically a shoe-in to be the Mets’ Public Address Announcer, but decided that the Circle Line gig, along with his press agent and cartoon work was the smarter play. Not sure he felt this way later in life. But speaking of his cartoon work, he did illustrate the little-seen and hardly-remembered Mets songbook back in 1966 which, years after his death, ended up in an exhibit in Lincoln Center on baseball-related art and artifacts, much of it donated by Jarvis.

Mets Songbook Cartoons by Doc_Calhoun Angry_Ward Meet_The_Matts

Two Doc Calhoun illustrations… and another signed by Koos.

The New York Football Giants. Dad had tickets to the Giants dating back to the days of Yankee Stadium and the Yale Bowl. Even though I gravitated towards the Vikings of his home state, he stayed true to Big Blue. Some of the best memories I have were going to football games with him. We’d take the bus out of the Port Authority and would stay until the final whistle. Dad was no fan of leaving games before they were over. He also subjected us to Columbia Football games, just a stone’s throw from where we grew up in Upper Manhattan.

Songbook Cover Ilustration Doc_Calhoun Angry_Ward Meet_The Matts

And the Mets Songbook cover…

At the end of one game, I remember a hot dog vendor getting rid of his foil-wrapped stock for a nickel a dog. Dad bought 20, stuffed them in his over-sized coat pockets and said to me and my brother, “Don’t tell your mother.

In all, he was a great sport across the board. He took both wins and losses with a lot more humility and dignity than most. He abhorred touchdown celebrations and boxers thanking Jesus, but never to the point of giving up on those sports. He was also a big proponent of saving Dairy Lea Milk container coupons for free Mets tickets. About the only hole in his sports resume was that he wasn’t at all a hockey fan, which was odd for someone coming from The Land of 10,000 Lakes.

But, then again… Dad was one of a kind.

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Wednesday: Angry Ward, who has admirers at the NY Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way conservatives embrace Mitt Romney. While the Vikings tease him incessantly with flirtations of success, the Golden State Warriors, "Don't have a enough short, white angry guys but I don't dislike them... that much." A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, The Franchise.
  • FakeSandyAlderson

    AW…it is difficult to read this without thinking of my Dad as well. This homage to your Dad is special. Your connection to your father is undeniable. The friendship with Jane Jarvis must have been something-for anyone over 40 who remembers her at Shea. Of all his unique interests your Dad’s favorite activities seemed to have been the chance to “drag” you along to his favorite spots. Great job today.

    • Maureen

      That is so great that you have those memories.

    • AngryWard

      Thanks FSA, some things with Dads are universal… at least for the lucky ones. Among my many parental blunders thus far, one of the things I’m most proud of is that my daughter will walk all over Manhattan with me in any kind of weather and never complain. Now if I can just get her to watch the Marx Brothers.

      • Fluffy

        And two hard boiled eggs.

        • AngryWard

          Classic! I just had to watch that scene.

          • Fluffy

            Here’s another classic scene that I just keep going back to.


          • AngryWard

            Fluffy, JG Clancy (who’s enjoying Commenting Retirement in Florida) asked me to tell you to make it 3 hardboiled eggs.

          • Fluffy

            Either it’s foggy out or that’s twelve more hardboiled eggs.

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  • Junoir Blaber

    I am a sucker for father-son moments that I see in everyday life because of me and my dad’s experiences!

  • WestCoastCraig

    So great. I wanna hear more beer barrel polka at ballgames.

    • AngryWard

      Would have been a good inauguration song for William Howard Taft. Thank God he lived long enough to hear it… maybe.

  • At the risk of sounding corny, this column explains bundles. It explains why you are the Renaissance Man that you are… and the decent, funny, giving, human being that you are.

    • AngryWard

      Flattery will get you somewhere.

  • Tall Matt

    Makes me think of my dad taking me to more Yankee than Met games because the stadium was so much closer to Marble Hill. He would remind me each time that it was never ok to root for the Yankees but that it was important to go to baseball games often. He didn’t give a rat’s ass about any other sport so it was left to my mom to bring be to basketball and hockey games. Great tribute to your dad. See you at the Kilt.

    • AngryWard

      You would be going to even more Yankee games today given the Metro North access. Be thankful that we grew up when we did. Our poor parents would have gone broke taking us to baseball games.

  • GrindingAx


    That was a wonderful tribute to your father. ( I see a resemblance ) Sounds like a very interesting man. These are timeless memories that should be honored as life is so short.

    • AngryWard

      Thanks, Walter. You’re a good egg. I don’t care what Short Matt says.

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