Tag: Daniel Snyder

Angry Ward: Eli Manning, Vontae Davis, and Other NFL Checkdowns

0 Comments

BRONX, NY – We’re now two full weeks into the NFL season and already there’s plenty to talk about. And, shockingly, none of it has to do with kneeling during the National Anthem. Bummer. Nevertheless, let’s get rid of this column quick, like a New York Giants offensive possession, so we can punt it away to […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Angry Ward Wednesday: What Board Game is Your Favorite Sports Team?

24 Comments

BRONX, NY – Hey there, sports dopes, shiftless employees, and assorted other loners. It’s another wonderful Wednesday here at MeetTheMatts.com. NFL playoffs, Trump inauguration, the Knicks still sucking… so much to talk about. But, to hell with that noise, I want to write about old-timey board games – y’know, the one’s you used to play with […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Presidential Candidates As Sports Teams: Who They Would Be

9 Comments

ZIT POP, KY – From this blemish of the smallest towns, to the schmaltzy cheese (not mine) of West Palm Beach, Presidential Candidates (or not so “Presidential” Candidates) are taking to soap boxes and podiums to expound upon their fitfulness/street creds , so that you will make him, her or it (Trump and Alf have […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

NFL Christmas List for Santa

11 Comments

NORTH POLE – Santa has an ominous task each year; granting the wishes of billions. So, how does he determine who gets exactly what they ask for? The obvious guidelines remain a constant.  Be good little boys and girls and avoid the stocking full of  dog-sh*t coal? But what about the bad boys and girls – […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Baseball Trades, Ray Rice, Daniel Snyder and Washington Original Americans

65 Comments

“If us accepting the money makes (the team and its owner) sleep better at night, then fine, I wish them a good night’s sleep. What matters is our kids get to enjoy a new playground. And how can that be bad?” – Mike Sangrey, of the Chippewa Cree Tribe, on taking money from the Washington […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Cheesy Bruin’s MLB Mascot Controversy Special

13 Comments

WASHINGTON, DC – As Daniel Snyder fights to keep the Redskins nickname and logo, it now seems as though the Cleveland Indians are about to do battle over their logo/mascot, Chief Wahoo. The Atlanta Braves organization opted for political correctness when retiring their own Chief Knockahoma’s patrol around an outfield tepee a few decades ago. […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Back to Top