Tag: John Elway

Labor Day Weekend Ends Miserable Sports Summer, Starts NHL, MLB Playoffs, Kershaw Flop

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DENVER, CO – It’s Labor Day Weekend and that means summer is coming to a close.  Frankly, I can’t wait for it to be over… from a sports perspective.  For the past three months, the majority of the over-worked, underpaid, over-sauced MTM cohorts have been scrambling to put pen to paper with nothing more to […]

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Dumb Stuff John Elway Would Say, Cards, Cubs, Brewers in Slapfight, Upton, Verlander, Nature Walks

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“When a man moves away from nature his heart becomes hard.” – Lakota proverb. DENVER, CO – It is within the Cubs nature to lose.  It is within the Cardinals nature to win.  It is within the Brewers nature to be irrelevant by the All-Star break unless the Bear Jew (Ryan Braun) takes enough steroids. […]

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Tingling Finger: Mets Quiver With Familia Feeling, Dark Knight Crumbles, Cardinals Fan Is Judge For Jeurys

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Precipice – a very steep rock face or cliff, typically a tall one.  Roman adage – “add insult to injury.”  DENVER, CO – I serve you all with this word, as this is the most fitting palabra that I can think of for the Mets season. I server you with this adage as its origin […]

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A Renaissance Unlike Any Other: Crazy Cardinals Fan Snaps, Weed at Rockies Games, Vonn Nude

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“In this defunct microcosm, eerily similar to the DPRK, the Broncos are the army and John Elway is the peoples’ Dear Leader.” –Cam James MILE HIGH CLUB, CO – When I was just a young boy, I had a baseball coach who liked to use metaphors to explain life lessons.  Generally these lessons were often […]

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Giants and Jerry Reese: Jerry’s Kids Worst Since Son of Sam

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In Green Bay, it never would have happened. In Denver? Not way in hell.  Foxboro? Keep moving, nothing to see here. Why, oh why, then, could it have happened in God’s Country that is  East Rutherford? It is now officially time to start the clock on the previously Teflon-coated (and deservedly […]

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Rock Songs For Sports From Rocker/Sports Fan

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CLEVELAND, OH – As much as I enjoy British rock super-groups like The Who and Led Zeppelin, I’ve always been more of an American Rock ‘n Roll kinda guy. One of those acts, who I regretfully have never seen in concert and thought I would long before the Boston Bruins would ever win the Stanley […]

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Quarterback Carousel & Met Money Management

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New York, NY – What a strange week it’s been. Most peoples’ brackets are completely busted. Peyton Manning gets a mile high. And Tim Tebow is now green in the face. The mutinous Knicks are unbeatable since getting their coach fired. The Rangers are still in first place… barely. The Mets still suck and are […]

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TIGER'S BAD ACTING AND WORST OLYMPIAN EVER

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“For all that I have done, I am so sorry.” -Tiger Woods GROUSE MOUNTAIN, CANADA – It’s somewhat ironic that the protagonists of this Saturday Morning Post are center stage, for various reasons, in their respective sports – Curling & Golf. YOU: Matts, why did you put the word sports in italics? US: Because, CookieSamClancyPfeffelGroteVinny, […]

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A PROPOSAL FOR JOHNNY DAMON

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by West Coast Craig ONEONTA, NY – I figure it’s a good time to talk a little baseball. Let’s start with the in-the-news Johnny Damon. You think when Jumpin’ Johnny popped up at 2nd in Game 4 and then raced to 3rd he was thinking “Hey that worked out pretty well, I bet that’s at […]

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