Tag: Justin Bieber

Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Sports Marriage Isn’t Working Out. Jeter, Bieber, Christie

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NEW YORK, NY – 24-year-old popster Justin Bieber got engaged the other day to Stephen Baldwin’s 21-year-old daughter (good luck with that father-in-law, Biebs), and the kids couldn’t seem happier. That’s the way it always is at the beginning: you’re going to great restaurants, getting bombed, having sex all the time, living in the “now,” and […]

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Big Blue Drops Bieber Balls on Lambeau Field, But NY Giants Future Looks Bright

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LAMBEAU FIELD, WI – So, when do pitchers and catchers report? Woof, rough one. The Mighty G-men are licking their wounds after being outgunned in Cheeseland by Aaron Rodgers and the Packers. But with a day to reflect, I’m here to tell you that the future is bright for this NY Giants team. But before I get […]

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NY Giants: Eli is a Dangerous Man, Odell’s Resolutions, Third Magical Run

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STAMFORD, CT: ESPN has the NY Giants as the second least likely NFC team to get to Houston, at 2.6% behind only the Lions. I don’t know how they got this number, but it seems that recent history is not heavily weighted. Come playoff time, Eli Manning is a dangerous man. But can this team run the […]

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Happy Birthday, Derek Jeter. A Pox on Your House.

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NEW YORK, NY – When you’re birthday is the same day as that of a Derek Jeter, you’re constantly reminded of one thing – your lack of success and your current standing in society. Every year since 1995, you were able to compare yourself. For the first 3-5 years, it was cool. “Hey, Derek Jeter […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Sports Babe on Eric Decker to Jets, Mark Teixeira, Jen Selter, Mayor de Blasio

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NEW YORK, NY – COLD ENOUGH FOR YA IN THE NORTHEAST?!  Since nothing makes sense lately, I thought this week we’d take a look at a few of the goings-on in the world(s) of “Sport” (as Mitt Romney would say) and Entertainment. So, here’s hoping that my thoughts on Eric Decker to the Jets, Mark […]

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Cookie’s Corner: 10 Things To Do This Weekend

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NEW, NY – Lucky for you readers (except West Coast Craig, who might have cared), the American Zofingen Iron ITT 112-mile bike race I’d signed up for was rained out.  Yes.. 112 miles, 12,000+ feet of climbing. I was ready – but not ready to do it in the pouring rain and 53-degree weather on […]

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Cookie’s Corner: From Dickey To Johnson, Even Bon Jovi’s Getting The Shaft

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NEW YORK, NY – Thanks again to Different Matt for taking my column last week in the 11th hour. I’ve seen the same head cold get worse, with five-thousand gallons of phlegm and a good dose of laryngitis. If you think wrangling kids is tough under usual circumstances, try it without a voice…  But I’m […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Props Bets; The Sports/Celeb Edition

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LAS VEGAS, NV – This week I was called to duty by one of my Meet The Matts favorites, Different Matt, to cover his slot. He’s in Vegas and likely doesn’t know his name  –  let alone know how to type. If you’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting Diff, as I did at the 2011 […]

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