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No NFL Games Today: What To Do?

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NEW YORK, NY – Since Cheesy Bruin is MIA with his post, allegedly trying to hack into The Public Professor’s computer to publish it, we’re without him and his Free NFL Picks as of now. And since we’re dealing with the having to do without, we wondering what we’d do if we there were No […]

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Last Day Of March Sports Ramblings From Our Sports Professor

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END OF THE ROPE, USA –  Linsanity has died down. A stubborn losing streak and horrific assist-to-turnover ratio will do that. The Rangers are still being ignored. When you play over 80 regular season games and then let sixteen teams into the playoffs, not too many people care until after the first round of the playoffs. […]

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Dropping The Gloves

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The Penalty Box– It began with the New Jersey Devils submitting a dubious starting lineup at the Garden last Monday. When the New York Rangers countered by assigning Stu Bickel  to take the opening face off, it was on. Stu Bickel never takes the opening faceoff. Everyone knew what was coming before it happened. The […]

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Get The Rubber Hose: Sandusky Details Emerge

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The Public Professor is an actual Professor with a real site, but since he doesn’t have a cell phone or cable, he’s goofy enough to be here. THE LOCKER ROOM – according the Attorney General of Pennsylvania, it turns out Jerry Sandusky was diddling boys as young as eight years old. And apparently, he also […]

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Lin, Baltimore Blast, Rangers, Knicks… Anything Till Opening Day

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The Nether Reaches of Sport-  It’s downtime in my sporting world. No football, no baseball, time to dig deep. Sure, the Jeremy Lin situation’s been a fun distraction for a loyal, though hardly excitable, Knicks fan such as myself. It’s really starting to seem like they could make the playoffs and perhaps advance to the second […]

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Publicly Professing NFL Picks

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The Gaming Parlor – I didn’t do too bad with last week’s Wild Card round of the NFL playoffs, correctly picking out the Broncs to cover and the Under in the Giants-Falcons game. Of course the only one I bet in real life was Cinci, and that didn’t work out too well, but I won’t […]

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New Year’s Resolutions To Keep Sports From Sucking

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Under the Mistletoe – What? You think I’m gonna create a list of stuff that I should change about myself? Nice Try. No, I’m doin’ just fine, thank you very much. Quite happy the way I am: middle age, middle class, no wife, no kids, a weekly poker game, and tenure. Now’s not the time […]

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Christmas Comes Early… Even For Heathen Atheist Jew Sports Fans

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The Place Where Christmas Comes – Oh, you goyem and your Christmas.  I love it.  Well, actually I’m half goy myself – a bunch of German Luterhan rednecks on my father’s side – but I got an official 8th day shmeckle whacking and a couple of un-cashed Bar Mitzvah checks to my name, so I guess […]

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Timmy Tebow! Once And For All: Does Tebow Suck?

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DENVER, CO – Tim Tebow is awful. But despite posting embarrassingly bad stats game after game, he just keeps winning. Why? Is it because God loves him more? Is it because he “knows how to win,” whatever the hell that means? Or is he just plain lucky? In my view, the man’s a Luck Box. […]

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Is it Boob or Bob Costas: Let’s Take A Look

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I’m already on the record for taking NBC’s Bob Costas to task for being a cranky old man who is out of touch with the modern world. West Coast Craig also alluded to this last Monday. Sanctimonious whining now seems de rigueur during Costas’ weekly halftime pieces for Sunday Night Football. Last Sunday’s was typical: his bland […]

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