New Year’s Resolutions To Keep Sports From Sucking
Under the Mistletoe – What? You think I’m gonna create a list of stuff that I should change about myself? Nice Try. No, I’m doin’ […]
Month: December 2011
New Years Resolutions: How To Handle Joe Buck, Rex, A-Rod, Mariano & More
NEW YORK, NY – According to the Mayans, it’s almost the year that will be the last year ever. I know Mets fans would be […]
Darryl Strawberry Daiquiris & Other Ways To Kiss The Wrong Girl On New Year’s Eve
ST. LOUIS, MO – Get ready everybody, NEW YEARS is just around the corner. When thinking about New Year’s all I can think about is […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Stars – They’re Just Like Us!
NEW YORK, NY – I got the inspiration for today’s column from an issue of US magazine my in-laws were kind enough to leave behind […]
Grote’s Gripes: Your Bowl Stadium Guide
OMAHA, NE – Yes the byline is correct, I spent Christmas in Cornhusker territory. Shopping for everyone this Christmas was easy. I just decided to […]
Happy Boxing Day!
Second Christmas Day…is something that they are actually celebrating today in Germany and The Netherlands (or Holland) and a bunch of other eastern European countries. […]
Christmas Comes Early… Even For Heathen Atheist Jew Sports Fans
The Place Where Christmas Comes – Oh, you goyem and your Christmas. I love it. Well, actually I’m half goy myself – a bunch of German […]
COOKIE’S CORNER: Stuff I’d Like For The Holidays
ASS CRACK, PA – Tomorrow it will be Christmas Eve. Plenty of Eye-talians (I’m lookin’ at you vinny from brooklyn) will be gearing up for […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday “Daffy”nitions
NEW YORK, NY – In celebration of the brilliant, yet failed, stand-up career of one Clifford Clavin, today we offer you some MTM holiday-themed sports […]