A Different List of Baseball Movies to Get You Through Quarantine
QUARANTINE, USA – As Short Matt promised earlier this morning, I’m back. I’m back but these are unprecedentedly depressing times. We are locked in our […]
Month: March 2020
Virus Slows Us, Doesn’t Close Us. In The Meantime, Time for Some Sports News
*NOTE: Different Matt’s column is up and can be found by CLICKING THIS. NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Here’s hoping your morning sniffles are […]
NFL Trades, Clayton Kershaw to Boston, Snake Plissken
FLU CENTRAL – As things go bat-sh!t crazy across the globe and NYC more resembles Snake Plissken’s version than Frank Sinatra’s in New York, New […]
NFL News: Malcolm Jenkins, Tom Brady and Nick Foles
SPANISH HARLEM –Like Angry Ward alluded to yesterday… Thank god for National Football League! Amirite? With sports news being very limited now due to the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: I Have Not Come Here to Bury the NFL… for Once. Plus Kevin Durant Goes Corona
PALM BEACH, FL – Greetings from God’s Waiting Room, which may be forced to relinquish that title, given the current pandemic. It’s getting weirder by the […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Things We Won’t Miss When The Coronavirus is Over
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: I was on a submarine for the two months with no wifi. What’d I miss? Like everyone else, I’m sitting […]
Sports Rain Man re Coronavirus Hiatus, Presidential Debate/ Title Fight; Biden vs Sanders
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I can’t believe that we weren’t allowed a #Coronavirus-enforced break! I mean, at this point I am not sure what […]
No NHL, No Bruins, No Life. Coronavirus vs Puck Heads. Rhode Island Waitress to Rescue?
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Okay, this is getting personal now. The #Coronavirus has interrupted the 2019-20 hockey season, a campaign that has my first-love Boston Bruins […]
Crazy Sports Stars You’d Want On Your Team. Manny? Tyson? The Worm?
NEW YORK, NY – Cue Rod Serling saying, “Imagine if you will…” and then realize you’re here, in Mattville, where the surreal becomes truth. Where […]
Suspend This! To-Do List for Sports Fans During Coronavirus Lockdown
MEDICAL TENT, ANTARCTICA – The NBA is suspended indefinitely, The NCAA tournament will be not be played. Short Matt’s Major League Rugby suspended matches for […]