Are the NY Yankees Buyers or Sellers? Let the Debate Begin
SPANISH HARLEM – As this Yankees team continues to crumble late in games, the sense in New York is whether this team will be buyers […]
Month: July 2023
Angry Ward Wednesday: Giants At the Plate, Running Backs Shunned, and You Should Go to the Movies
Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Running Backs. By now it’s old news that superstar running backs Saquon Barkley and Josh Jacobs were not…
Istela Nunes, Ohtani Gets Traded, Johnny Bench Catching Heat
BRONX, NY – Oh, that Ohtani! What a glorious day today is! The Mets didn’t lose last night and Showman Shohei (TM), sucked the life […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Mexico Win Gold Cup, Wimbledon
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! Well, it may not be a happy one for our founder, Short Matt, because he is a SAG actor […]
America: Check out Rugby’s Super Bowl, via Major League Rugby
CHICAGO, IL The sensational conclusion of Major League Rugby’s sixth season was the stuff of Hollywood endings. It was replete with drama, big plays, heroic […]
Yankees Out of Order: Who’s Up 1st? What’s Batting 2nd? I Don’t Know is Up 3rd?
NEW YORK, NY – Back in the day, the NY Yankees table-setters were center fielder Mickey Rivers and left fielder Roy White. They batted one […]
Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.
DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]
My First Half Rant About Yankees Baseball
SPANISH HARLEM – With the second half of the baseball season upon us, it’s a good time to evaluate my favorite and what has happened […]
Angry Ward: Nassar Gets Shivved, Chris Eubanks Surprises, and the Times Sports Section Gets Shafted
NEW YORK, NY – Let’s see, where did we leave off? Oh, yes, parts of the world are on fire, parts of the world are at […]
Big Ben: Mets First Half Wrap Up, Time to Break it Up
QUEENS, NY – Monday, Junoir Blaber kept going with his Weekly Mets Update. Well, I’m here for a first-half update. And spoiler alert; it ain’t […]