Big Ben: Giants Blow #1 Pick with Meaningless Win

BEN WHITNEY, Saquon Barkley, Daniel Jones, Drew Lock, NFL Draft, Giants, NFL, Meet-The-Matts, Google Alerts, #GoogleAlerts

STAMFORD, CT – The Giants had the number one pick all locked up. All they had to do was lose two more games, and they would have the pick of the litter at QB. But no, they decided to play their best offensive game game in years. For the second year in a row, they decided to win meaningless games to hurt their draft position. So damn dumb.

Drew Lock, who was last seen staring down his receivers in throwing two pick sixes, morphed into Peyton Manning. His performance last week made everyone scoop up the Colts defense in fantasy because he looked so bad. He literally had the 6th best QB game in this millennium. Drew Lock?

You gotta to be effing kidding me. 

Malik Nabers finally showed off his YAC ability, with two electric TDs on short passes. Wandale Robinson showed up too, with 71 yards and a score. Lock threw for four TDs and ran for another. 17 for 23 with 306 yards. What the?

You gotta be effing kidding me

They scored 45 points. Their previous high was 29 and they had only reached 20 four times. They had only broken 22 points once. 45 points? 

Drew Lock’s Sunday:

  • Lost the Giants No.1 overall pick
  • Got Malik Nabers to 1,000 yards
  • Ended the Colts season
  • Saved Brian Daboll‘s job
  • Made it easier for Joe Burrow and the Bengals to make the playoffs

You gotta be effing kidding me

So instead of picking first, now they’re picking fourth. Two of the three teams ahead of them, Titans and Browns, also need a QB. So now instead of getting their highest ranked QB, they will probably get their 3rd choice. 4th pick?

You gotta be effing kidding me

Ben Whitney

Saquon will probably break the record in the first half week. But the Eagles will probably let them win and the Giants will end up with the 6th pick. Maybe a Duke QB is available?

You gotta be effing kidding me. 

I’m done with these idiots. Come back tomorrow for Angry Ward.

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Ben Whitney comes from journalistic stock. Aside from his brothers, rumor has that his great-great grandfather was the youngest brother of Eli Whitney and covered the earliest "rounders" games. Big Ben is also another New York Rugby Club player/pal of Different Matt, Short Matt and Junoir Blaber. He likes film noir discussions, has twin girls and took up ice hockey after retiring from rugby.