BRONX, NY – It was August of 2014 when this current waste of a commissioner was voted by MLB owners to succeed the outgoing steroid commissioner. There was hope back then that the new appointee was going to protect this once great game.
It was on the night of his appointment when Rob Manfred realized that he has been entrusted to protect the integrity of the National Pastime. His primary strategy was to bring the game back to the youngsters. Those same youngsters whose attention spans and interests was on Pokemon. Twelve years have gone by and the imbecile, who has his signature printed on the official ball of the major leagues, has achieved his goal of bringing the youngsters, who are now young adults, into the fold.
With the help from Draft Kings and numerous other betting sites, they achieved to gain the interests of this Gen Z thru gambling sites. Tons of youngsters are betting their paychecks on who wins tonight, by how many runs, and who homers and strikes out. Is that what this moron of a commissioner had in mind when he partnered up with these betting sites? He’s turning this generation into the future Howie Spiras.
Since he’s been in office, this moron has turned this game into a joke. It’s come to the point where you need an Associates Degree to figure out what is WAR, WHIP and OPS.
Let’s not forget he also aimed to bring the game back to urban communities. He missed on that too, but is proud to shove Pride Nights into the family entertainment facilities. Then he plays the role of American Gangsta with the players that aren’t down with wearing rainbow colors because of their religious beliefs.
The moron continuously barks how the game is doing great as he pats himself on the back. The only ones doing great are the owners and their puppet after they get their share from these sites which incidentally got Pete Rose banned.
Enjoy your riches for now and pat yourself on the back when you realize your contribution to developing future degenerate gamblers.
