Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.
DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]
Articles by Cam James
March Madness Drives Me Crazy… or Crazier: Invoking Harlem Globe Trotters
DENVER, CO – This year I am the luckiest non-fan of basketball. As a Missourian whose tax dollars have largely funded decades of mediocrity – […]
Kicking Kirk Herbstreit To The Curb: Is Tony Romo, Dan Fouts, John Madden All-Time Best Color Commentator
The concept that Amazon has a NFL contract is not nearly as difficult to understand as the concept that Amazon hired Kirk Herbstreit to be their color guy.
Watching Mets Implode vs Braves, Mizzou Tigers, Home Run Baseball Era
DENVER, CO – Yesterday I attended the best high school football game I have ever seen. Air Force beat Navy 13- 10. [cue joke drum]. […]
MVP Kirk Cousins, Mets Collapse (Again?), Charged-Up Chiefs Beat Other L.A. Team
SWAMP FOOT, MO – Today you were probably expecting a Chefs Chiefs vs San Diego Los Angeles Chargers review. However, this has been rendered impossible […]
Friday Armchair Quarterbacks For Fantasy Football Freaks & Kirk Cousins
BULL FROG FLATS, WY – Welcome to Friday Armchair Quarterbacks. It’s draft time again. Over the next week, millions of rubes will invest more time […]
Boys of Summer NOT Only Ones That Should Be Traded at MLB Trade Deadline
DENVER, CO – Where has this summer gone? Just yesterday it was Memorial Day and the Mets had a lead bigger than Andre The Giant. […]
Major League Baseball All-Star Game Voting Time: 1st-Ever No-Star Team
DENVER, CO – July at the ballpark. There is no better time to go. In addition to the beer hot dogs and popcorn, it is […]
Dog Days of Summer, Sweatiest Sports Stars
DENVER, CO – It’s hot. Like really hot. The temp reading in my Jeep has hit 106 three days in a row. Just going to […]
ESPN Ruining Hockey, Everybody Loves Raymond II, NHL Playoffs, Mets Miss Playoffs
DENVER, CO – I said it last year. Check the logs. ESPN IS RUINING HOCKEY. As I peck this piece out, the NBA finals are […]