ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BEST OF
by: The Matts NEW YORK, NY – Angry Ward is on vacation. Despite the MTM Legal Team’s desperate but empty legal threats and our futile […]
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THE PHANATIC IS COMING, THE PHANATIC IS COMING!
NJ TURNPIKE – The Philthydelphia guys are posting today, they’re just late because of some typical in-fighting; the kind that will ensure the fall of […]
INDEPENDENCE DAY PRESENT: THE A… ROD LIST: UNCONFIRMED
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Happy Independence Day from the birthplace of our country. After throwing up our cheesesteaks watching Livan Hernandez toss beach balls at the […]
COOPERSTOWN COUNTRY HARDBALL: LESSON IN HUMILITY
COOPERSTOWN, NY – “Cooperstown is a great place. You just can’t get there.” –Ralph Kiner in re to Cooperstown’s geography, not the Hall Of Fame’s […]
HOW DO TEAMS NOT HAVE OLD-TIMER'S DAY?!
FRED WILPON DODGER STADIUM, NY – We take potshots at the New York Yankees, in some way shape or form, just about every day here […]
SAVE OUR COUNTRY: KEEP DODGE BALL, KILL SOCCER & LEAVE KIDS ALONE
by The Matts MAIN STREET, USA – West Coast Craig, now officially being monitored 24/7 by MTM Operatives surrounding his Southern California home, called us […]
LUIS CASTILLO INDICTED FOR POINT SHAVING
KANGAROO KOURT, NY – We watched in horror, over and over, the insidious, implausible and still-nauseating miscue of one Luis Castillo – reffered to as […]
GREAT NEWS! LOTTERY WINNER NEAL WANLESS NOT PLAYING AGAINST YOU!
WINNER, S.D. -Yesterday, the nation’s newest megamillionaire was identified up here as 23-year-old rancher Neal Wanless. Seems Neal won $232,000,100.00 in the local South Dakota […]
PLAY TRIVIA, WIN TIX, SEE PHILTHY SOX!!!
CAPE MAY, NJ – Last week, we suggested that you should go to Sag Harbor and live near Keith Hernandez. This week we’re talkin’ Joisey. […]
WIN OUR TRIVIA GAME & LIVE IN SAG HARBOR WITH KEITH HERNANDEZ!!!
SAG HARBOR, NY – It takes waking but one morning in this place to understand why Keith Hernadez lives out here. It’s just a simpler, […]