Big Al Sternberg

Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson is from a not-so-nice part of Queens. But through grit and elbow-grease finds himself living on Long Island with his bride and twin 12-year-old sons. He is a sports encyclopedia… and a loose cannon. In fact, Michael Baron of Metsblog.com blocked him on Twitter. You can find The Blocked One’s Tweets here: @AldersonFake

Of Christmas, Grilled Cheese and Ed Lynch

December 25, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 9

NEW YORK, NY – With expectations even lower than usual for anything that may appear in this space this Christmas morning, it made sense to […]

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Adam Sandler Hanukkah Sports Song and Famous Jews Who Spin Our Dreidels!

December 18, 2014 Alan Sternberg 28

BROOKLINE, MA – Holidays are often comprised of lists. Naughty, Nice, Sugar, Spice, you name it. Everyone makes a list during the holiday season. I […]

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Your 2015 World Series Champion NY Mets

December 11, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

East Palo Alto, CA—I’ve been told that my incessant ranting about the Mets is turning some readers off. And that my colleague, GrindingAxWalter is beating […]

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It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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Carmelo Anthony, Tony Romo and Ray Rice Walk into a Bar…

November 29, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Novato, CA—Some of you may remember the first incarnation of Bill Maher‘s TV show back in the 90s called “Politically Incorrect.” The premise was that […]

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Turkeys? Not These guys! 50 Years of MLB, NFL and George Costanza Memories

November 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

PLYMOUTH ROCK –  It was with great relief and appreciation that I read staff leader Angry Ward’s comments yesterday in which he graciously punted the […]

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$325M! Stop Doin’ Dumb Sh¡t!, Buffalo Bills Snow Job, Honey Badger, Super Bowl Cards?

November 20, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

DEPEW, NY – It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Winter is still 6 weeks away. While these things may mean something to most of America, they […]

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Sports and Sitcoms: Modern Family, The Munsters, Leo the Lip, Mr Ed

November 12, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

BEDROCK – Several of my esteemed MTM colleagues have recently shown extraordinary creativity, making my attempts at doing Sports with a Wink a bit challenging. […]

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Morally Opposed to Jeff Wilpon and the NY Mets

November 6, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

FLUSHING, NY  – “I’m morally opposed to this woman having a baby out of wedlock. She’d make more money if she had a ring on […]

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Welcome Back Kotter & The NBA!

October 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

BENSONHURST-At the beginning of 6th grade, my teacher Mr. Catania, asked us to write a review of whichever new TV show was our favorite that […]

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